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A New Bouncy Tale From DUmmy rsmithnumbers
« on: June 15, 2013, 12:48:06 AM »
DUmmy rsmithnumbers, the cover letter wizard, has claimed for months to be going to truck driver school.

It's apparently the only four-year drivers' college in the Pacific Northwest.

Of course we know he's permanently unemployed, and this is all just a setting for his repeated lame bouncy efforts.

The poor guy is nearly illiterate, so his bouncies are chock full of improbable situations, painfully awkward dialog, and predictable outcomes.

Today's lame-ass tale is a good example:
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Fri Jun 14, 2013, 11:20 PM
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The Man of God Got It Handed Back To Him.

Today at my Class A CDL driving class while on a drive during a switch of drivers the new driver was taking his dear sweet time to get the truck on the road. The instructor said to him that he did not want to die an old man in the truck which by coincidence was parked by a cemetery. The instructor after he missed a more than safe chance to get on the road then said he only has this one opportunity to live cause this was it.
 
The guy looked at him and said "dont you believe in the after life" the instructor said yes I believe afterlife I believe after my family spreads my ashes they will either become a part of the weeds which the birds will crap out and then I will live another life as fertilizer until my nutrients convert into something else... then he said " you will either go to heaven or hell and not become a weed. The instructor getting tired of it all said I believe in the after life like Santa Clause does, and said get the truck on the road.
 
Meanwhile the other three of us who were sitting in the back were wondering if this guy was going to whip out an assault rifle and shoot us. Then he said sometimes God takes things away from us because He is disappointed in our choices.
 
Well this guy is homeless, living in a van and dresses like a dirty hobo is paying for school on Goodwill scholarship. Well when we got back to school one of the Korean student popped his cork and said what did you do to piss your God off. He went ballistic on the kid and said "what do you mean" in the kids Korean dialect said "did you have a home before you lived in your van" Yes he said. So what did you do to piss your God off that caused you to live in a van now, what did you do"
 
Silence occurred and he walked off the school property. Dont know if he will be back.
 
So either he realized what he was preaching has no substance or realized his preaching style was not appropriate.
 
edit: If I see him again as a former associate pastor I am going to council him on when you stop ministering and where it is appropriate cause obviously he hasn't been mentored properly. His antics today cost us 10 minutes of learning time.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023020322

I'm sure, as a "former associate pastor", DUmmy rsmithnumbers can "council" up a storm.



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Re: A New Bouncy Tale From DUmmy rsmithnumbers
« Reply #1 on: June 15, 2013, 12:51:26 AM »
What would rsmith do with those 10 minutes if he could get them back ? That's the real question.
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Re: A New Bouncy Tale From DUmmy rsmithnumbers
« Reply #2 on: June 15, 2013, 02:15:51 AM »
The bouncie didn't float too well.
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Re: A New Bouncy Tale From DUmmy rsmithnumbers
« Reply #3 on: June 15, 2013, 03:02:08 AM »
The bouncie didn't float too well.
Three lame comments.

rsmithnumbers' bouncies suck. Even his fellow DUmpmonkeys know it.

rsmithnumbers, you went full Biden with that one. When the windowlickers think you're a retard, it's time to give up.
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Re: A New Bouncy Tale From DUmmy rsmithnumbers
« Reply #4 on: June 15, 2013, 03:24:41 AM »
^windowlickers ! Heh !
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Re: A New Bouncy Tale From DUmmy rsmithnumbers
« Reply #5 on: June 15, 2013, 10:46:37 AM »
It must have taken him hours to scratch that out.  It's fun to watch someone try so hard and fail so miserably.

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Re: A New Bouncy Tale From DUmmy rsmithnumbers
« Reply #6 on: June 15, 2013, 03:27:41 PM »
Wait, he's trying to be a truck driver? At his age?

He's now claiming to be a "former associate pastor"?  :rotf: Same guy who supposedly counciled a REAL fundy pastor that Adam and Eve had only two kids.

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Fri Jun 14, 2013, 11:44 PM

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3. Homeless, Goodwill scholarship?


You do understand that through places like Goodwill and the Salvation Army, you are spoon feed the bible?
 
That line that he said,"sometimes God takes things away from us because He is disappointed in our choices." He more than likely hears every night.
 
He is more than likely just doing what he has been told. He has been to the very bottom and is trying to hang on to anything. To "put him in his place", in my opinion, was bad forum. People could have just shrugged it off.

Bad forum, rsmith#, bad forum:

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Sat Jun 15, 2013, 12:16 AM

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4. I was willing to shrug it off..


Indeed no need no need to stack it on him... especially when you don't know where comes from.
 
I leave my politics in my car though.

sure you do  :rotf:

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Re: A New Bouncy Tale From DUmmy rsmithnumbers
« Reply #7 on: June 15, 2013, 04:24:43 PM »
^windowlickers ! Heh !
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Re: A New Bouncy Tale From DUmmy rsmithnumbers
« Reply #8 on: June 15, 2013, 06:37:15 PM »
"In the kids Korean dialect."  What does that even mean? 

Also, being worried about an assault rifle from a guy driving a truck because he mentions the afterlife. I'm constantly surprised at how deep the idiocy of the Dummies runs.

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Re: A New Bouncy Tale From DUmmy rsmithnumbers
« Reply #9 on: June 15, 2013, 11:09:56 PM »
A related thread posted today by this idiot.

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Looking For A Job Today AND....... WTF


 


I am testing next week for a Class A CDL and am being proactive in my job search.

Well I found an ad for a local distribution company that supply's restaurants and stores with food related products.

Now remember this is a job to just drive a truck with a 53ft trailer around the region in various types of traffic situations.

Besides the normal ladadadah...must have 2 years experience blah blah blah, it also said...wait for it...wait for it...MUST HAVE A BACHELORS IN TRANSPORTATION MANAGEMENT...yes to drive a truck. This is the first time I have seen this requirement and the position only pays $18.00 an hour.

My wife and I talked it out a bit to find the rational and the only thing that was reasonable was they want someone who has debt they need to pay off so there is a stronger commitment to the job and nothing else.

I am beginning to believe more and more that collusion is taking place with employers,higher education and financial institutions to see that we are in debt thus making us slaves to the system.

A 4 year degree to drive a TRUCK...kidding me?

http://election.democraticunderground.com/10023025154

In other words he found out they are doing hair follicle tests and he knows he can't use golden seal to cheat that test.

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1. Yep.

Welcome to the new economy.   

Hope you find a job soon. 

:ownit:

Why would a DUmmy want to drive a truck anyway? Aren't trucks killing the planet?

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Re: A New Bouncy Tale From DUmmy rsmithnumbers
« Reply #10 on: June 15, 2013, 11:11:09 PM »
Only $18 an hour?  That's not chump change.  I think the median national salary is about $45k
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Re: A New Bouncy Tale From DUmmy rsmithnumbers
« Reply #11 on: June 15, 2013, 11:47:17 PM »
It would be great to have DUmmy rsmithnumbers provide a link to show that help-wanted ad.

Of course it does not exist.

When you enjoy an rsmithnumbers post, you are basking in the glow of one of the funniest, DUmbest DUmmies ever.

He's not arrogant DUmb like Pitt, or horny naive DUmb like stevenumbers, or deranged DUmb like UGP, or crazy DUmb like Dennis the Menace, or heroin-fried DUmb like Taverner, or condescending DUmb like the nutcase.

He's just pure unadulterated stupid DUmb.

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Re: A New Bouncy Tale From DUmmy rsmithnumbers
« Reply #12 on: June 16, 2013, 12:52:45 AM »
A former "associate pastor" that doesn't know how to spell counsel....is an f'ing fraud.  I'm sick to death of these a'holes.

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Re: A New Bouncy Tale From DUmmy rsmithnumbers
« Reply #13 on: June 16, 2013, 06:03:55 AM »
Guys, it's a lie.  I'm shocked that none of you picked up on this:

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My wife and I talked it out a bit to find the rational and the only thing that was reasonable was they want someone who has debt they need to pay off so there is a stronger commitment to the job and nothing else.

And this is the guy who's trying to jump into the sack with whatever has two X chromosomes? :???:
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Re: A New Bouncy Tale From DUmmy rsmithnumbers
« Reply #14 on: June 16, 2013, 12:55:59 PM »
Guys, it's a lie.  I'm shocked that none of you picked up on this:

And this is the guy who's trying to jump into the sack with whatever has two X chromosomes?

No. You're thinking of stevenumbers.


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Re: A New Bouncy Tale From DUmmy rsmithnumbers
« Reply #15 on: June 16, 2013, 01:21:34 PM »
No. You're thinking of stevenumbers.



 :thatsright:

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Re: A New Bouncy Tale From DUmmy rsmithnumbers
« Reply #16 on: June 16, 2013, 03:14:14 PM »
Goodwill scholarship?

Goodwill doesn't have scholarships.  They do assist with job placement and training.  Goodwill is a non-profit.
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Re: A New Bouncy Tale From DUmmy rsmithnumbers
« Reply #17 on: June 16, 2013, 03:15:26 PM »
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You do understand that through places like Goodwill and the Salvation Army, you are spoon feed the bible?

Again, untrue.
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Re: A New Bouncy Tale From DUmmy rsmithnumbers
« Reply #18 on: June 17, 2013, 07:37:18 AM »
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Meanwhile the other three of us who were sitting in the back were wondering if this guy was going to whip out an assault rifle and shoot us.

Where did that even come from?  His fractured English is a hallmark of an Rsmith bouncy, as well as portraying himself as the rudest, nastiest creep.  He gets into arguments with perfect strangers.  Not only is he dumber than dirt, he's an asshole to boot.