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Eight-month erection leads to malpractice lawsuit by trucker

Jun. 12, 2013
 
Eight-month erection leads to malpractice lawsuit ...: The wife and stepson of a man who experienced an eight-month erection after his penile implant malfunctioned testified at his medical malpractice trial today that his unusual condition affected the entire family. (6/12/13)

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Esteban Parra
The News Journal

WILMINGTON — Daniel Metzgar had a problem that wouldn’t go away.

The Newark truck driver lived with an erection that lasted about eight months – a result of a botched surgical procedure by a Wilmington urologist who performed a penile implant on him in 2009, according to a medical malpractice lawsuit being heard this week in New Castle County Superior Court.

Wherever the 44-year-old went, his condition got in the way, said Metzgar’s attorney, Michael C. Heyden. Retrieving the morning newspaper became a problem. Riding his motorcycle was, too.

Even family events became uncomfortable because, as Heyden put it, “Dan is stuck in this position.”

The source of the issue was a three-piece inflatable implant, consisting of inflatable cylinders inside the shaft of the penis, a fluid reservoir under the abdominal wall and a pump inside the scrotum.

A scrotum the size of a VOLLEYBALL!

8 Month Hard-on!
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Re: Eight-month erection leads to malpractice lawsuit by trucker
« Reply #1 on: June 12, 2013, 10:23:27 PM »
That is some serious kinky shit right there. I wonder if he is a standup comedian on the side. :lmao:
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Re: Eight-month erection leads to malpractice lawsuit by trucker
« Reply #2 on: June 13, 2013, 07:22:56 AM »
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Metzgar ended up getting the prosthesis removed in August 2010, after tubing from the device punctured his scrotum during a family trip to Niagara Falls.
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Re: Eight-month erection leads to malpractice lawsuit by trucker
« Reply #3 on: June 13, 2013, 09:04:59 AM »
That is some serious kinky shit right there. I wonder if he is a standup comedian on the side. :lmao:

Nope. He has to lie down all the time.  :rofl:
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Re: Eight-month erection leads to malpractice lawsuit by trucker
« Reply #4 on: June 13, 2013, 09:33:25 AM »
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