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Offline Ptarmigan

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Who Would You Side With?
« on: June 11, 2013, 05:51:51 PM »
If the Great Ptarmigan/Rabbit War happened again. Rabbits take up arms against ptarmigans and fight a huge war that drag humans into the mix. Who would you side with? Rabbits or ptarmigans.
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Re: Who Would You Side With?
« Reply #1 on: June 11, 2013, 05:52:39 PM »
Count yee to 3.
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Re: Who Would You Side With?
« Reply #2 on: June 11, 2013, 05:59:47 PM »
Depends on the sauce.  Also, if breading/deep-frying is an option.
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Re: Who Would You Side With?
« Reply #3 on: June 11, 2013, 06:24:51 PM »
Rabbits will win.








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Re: Who Would You Side With?
« Reply #4 on: June 11, 2013, 07:15:19 PM »
Awwww. Bunny fall down, go boom...

Wait...what was the choice again?
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Re: Who Would You Side With?
« Reply #5 on: June 11, 2013, 07:26:40 PM »
Ptarmigans suck.
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Re: Who Would You Side With?
« Reply #6 on: June 11, 2013, 07:55:05 PM »
Look closely, a rabbit impersonating a dog...

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Re: Who Would You Side With?
« Reply #7 on: June 11, 2013, 08:30:52 PM »
A two bagger...



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Re: Who Would You Side With?
« Reply #8 on: June 12, 2013, 08:15:59 AM »
Which one tastes better?  That's the one I'm against, as I'll be hungry.  (A nice basket of ptarmigan wings, along with some bleu cheese dressing, would be good right now, before my meal of ptarmigan breast.)
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Re: Who Would You Side With?
« Reply #9 on: June 12, 2013, 09:01:08 AM »
Quote from: obumazombie on June 11, 2013, 07:55:05 PM
Look closely, a rabbit impersonating a dog...



That asshole almost got his ass kicked by an entire team. Sucks that he didn't. He needed to be curbstomped.  :censored:
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Re: Who Would You Side With?
« Reply #10 on: June 12, 2013, 05:08:55 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on June 12, 2013, 08:15:59 AM
Which one tastes better?  That's the one I'm against, as I'll be hungry.  (A nice basket of ptarmigan wings, along with some bleu cheese dressing, would be good right now, before my meal of ptarmigan breast.)

I vill make ze bunny, ala Antoine!



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Re: Who Would You Side With?
« Reply #11 on: June 12, 2013, 07:10:07 PM »
Who are you gonna side with? Is that even a question?
Rather ask yourself this: Is there a ptarmigan centerfold? I don't think so.

There is only ONE side with these little ladies, and I don't see any feathers here...
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Re: Who Would You Side With?
« Reply #12 on: June 13, 2013, 04:31:31 AM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on June 12, 2013, 07:10:07 PM
Who are you gonna side with? Is that even a question?
Rather ask yourself this: Is there a ptarmigan centerfold? I don't think so.

There is only ONE side with these little ladies, and I don't see any feathers here...


Ptarmy, the translation of this is:

Game, set, match to the bunnies. :tongue:
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Re: Who Would You Side With?
« Reply #13 on: June 13, 2013, 08:50:54 PM »
Quote from: Rebel on June 12, 2013, 09:01:08 AM
That asshole almost got his ass kicked by an entire team. Sucks that he didn't. He needed to be curbstomped.  :censored:
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Re: Who Would You Side With?
« Reply #14 on: June 13, 2013, 11:18:12 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on June 12, 2013, 07:10:07 PM


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Re: Who Would You Side With?
« Reply #15 on: June 13, 2013, 11:21:10 PM »
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Re: Who Would You Side With?
« Reply #16 on: June 14, 2013, 06:09:47 AM »
Come on Ptarmy...even you can't say no to a smile like this...
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Re: Who Would You Side With?
« Reply #17 on: June 14, 2013, 08:50:27 AM »
Obviously bunnies.
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