Just for fun:
election fraud - no proof on the Republican side -- on the democratic side, can you say "ohio?"
torture - not a crime, not proven, Pelosi and democratic seniors were briefed on waterboarding, not performed by Bush/Cheney
war of aggression - not a crime, not even a concept
war based on lies - not a crime, not true, not proven
war for profit - not a crime, not true, not proven
corruption of communications media - - not a crime, not true, not proven
secret law making - no such thing
destruction of separation of powers - not a crime (else LBJ would have been jailed), but true - the Bush Administration ceded way too much power to Congress
shredding of Constitution - no such thing
distortion of science - WTF?
illegal spying - all surveillance was legal at the time performed (and I hope it is YOUR house that gets it when critical intelligence slips through the loophole you lefties created)
theocratic tendencies - WTF?
corruption by oil corporations - not a crime, no proof
9-11 negligence - WTF?
environmental destruction - not a crime, not true
failure to pursue Osama bin Laden - not a crime, not true
lawless detention - not a crime, not true
alienation of former allies - not a crime, not true, who cares what a bunch of yellow cowards think of us?
slaughter of innocents - not true, blame the terrorists, not us
fiscal and mortgage industry oversight irresponsibility - not a crime, not true, not an Administration issue
erosion of the rule of law - WTF?
neglect of New Orleans and Gulf Coast - not true But you SHOULD arrest the Governor of LA and the Mayor of NOLA for this
terror warning fear mongering - WTF?
and nearly psychedelically unbelievable incompetence - according to whom? You?
and brazen criminality - So the definition of "crime" is "criminality"?
Need we say more?