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Mole trying too hard: I am so fuc**** depressed!
« on: June 11, 2013, 01:09:25 PM »
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I am so ****ing depressed!

No job, no woman, perpetually broke. And the country is doing even worse! I'm not talking about Obama; it's the relentess retarded republicans who are screwing us. But it's getting harder and harder to just not give up, you know?

 :whatever:  :popcorn:
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Re: Mole trying too hard: I am so fuc**** depressed!
« Reply #1 on: June 11, 2013, 01:15:48 PM »
He'd better hope Roger Miller doesn't come after him for copyright infringement.  Paranoia laced with depression should give us great reading over the next 3.5 years.

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Re: Mole trying too hard: I am so fuc**** depressed!
« Reply #2 on: June 11, 2013, 01:18:06 PM »
No DUmmie, please,  by ALL means GIVE UP!

Take the handful of pills, use the razor blade, place the gun barrel in your mouth.

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Re: Mole trying too hard: I am so fuc**** depressed!
« Reply #3 on: June 11, 2013, 01:21:07 PM »
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At least you've still got enough energy to compare republicans to people with mental or developmental disabilities by using a word that - despite passing muster with a jury of six members on an ostensibly 'democratic' discussion board (3-3 vote to keep) - is still offensive as all hell.

Mental or developmental disabilities? You idiots had to have a discussion on how to boil an egg. Nuff said.
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Re: Mole trying too hard: I am so fuc**** depressed!
« Reply #4 on: June 11, 2013, 01:47:07 PM »
Poor, depressed DUmmy. He's in a funk.

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Nobody will give him a job- not even a hand job.

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Maybe the Obama logo tattooed on his face is the problem. Or maybe it's the tutu, chain link tank top, and cowboy boots.

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Re: Mole trying too hard: I am so fuc**** depressed!
« Reply #5 on: June 11, 2013, 04:08:52 PM »
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I am so ****ing depressed!

No job, no woman, perpetually broke. And the country is doing even worse! I'm not talking about Obama; it's the relentess retarded republicans who are screwing us. But it's getting harder and harder to just not give up, you know?



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Re: Mole trying too hard: I am so fuc**** depressed!
« Reply #6 on: June 11, 2013, 05:30:18 PM »
Well, in the rare chance that isn't a mole, get used to it buddy.
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Re: Mole trying too hard: I am so fuc**** depressed!
« Reply #7 on: June 11, 2013, 05:35:52 PM »
Maybe if he got "Mike Tysoned" he'd be more employable ?
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Re: Mole trying too hard: I am so fuc**** depressed!
« Reply #8 on: June 11, 2013, 07:26:14 PM »
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I am so ****ing depressed!

No job, no woman, perpetually broke. And the country is doing even worse! I'm not talking about Obama; it's the relentess retarded republicans who are screwing us. But it's getting harder and harder to just not give up, you know?

Lemons into lemon aid:Become a blues or country song writer.

You're welcome!
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Re: Mole trying too hard: I am so fuc**** depressed!
« Reply #9 on: June 12, 2013, 04:20:11 AM »
Lemons into lemon aid:Become a blues or country song writer.

You're welcome!

Then he can come up with something like this:

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gejSEOnaYek[/youtube]
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Re: Mole trying too hard: I am so fuc**** depressed!
« Reply #10 on: June 13, 2013, 01:35:34 AM »
Paging Nye, Mister Nye Bevan, please pick up the white courtesy phone.  :lmao:
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Re: Mole trying too hard: I am so fuc**** depressed!
« Reply #11 on: June 13, 2013, 02:56:50 AM »
Then he can come up with something like this:

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gejSEOnaYek[/youtube]

YeeHa!

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Re: Mole trying too hard: I am so fuc**** depressed!
« Reply #12 on: June 13, 2013, 08:19:20 AM »
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Gus Lammas (13 posts)

I am so ****ing depressed!

No job, no woman, perpetually broke. And the country is doing even worse! I'm not talking about Obama; it's the relentess retarded republicans who are screwing us. But it's getting harder and harder to just not give up, you know?

Hey DUmbass.....

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJUhlRoBL8M[/youtube]
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