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Offline CG6468

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‘Beard beer’ promises refreshing taste
« on: June 10, 2013, 02:45:20 PM »
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‘Beard beer’ promises refreshing taste

Michael Hiscock, June 8, 2013 11:59:01 PM
This is one beer guaranteed to get you into a hairy situation.

Brewmaster John Maier, of Rogue Ales, decided to give his beer just a little bit more of a personal touch. His newest creation, ‘Beard Beer,’ is literally made using traces of his own DNA, so you get a little taste of Maier with every sip.

The drink relies on the natural yeast derived from his facial hair, apparently giving the beer a distinct, sweet taste. And this new creation could be yours for the low price of $6.75, if you order online.

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Re: ‘Beard beer’ promises refreshing taste
« Reply #1 on: June 10, 2013, 03:02:18 PM »
Yuck.
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Re: ‘Beard beer’ promises refreshing taste
« Reply #2 on: June 10, 2013, 03:13:33 PM »
Quote from: CG6468 on June 10, 2013, 02:45:20 PM
The hair of the dog that bites you

I would rather have beer made from dog hair than from some guys beard.
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Re: ‘Beard beer’ promises refreshing taste
« Reply #3 on: June 10, 2013, 03:17:28 PM »
It's a well known fact that the only accurate method of measuring beard manliness is dunking it in beer foam.
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Re: ‘Beard beer’ promises refreshing taste
« Reply #4 on: June 11, 2013, 04:16:19 AM »
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Re: ‘Beard beer’ promises refreshing taste
« Reply #5 on: June 11, 2013, 09:04:30 AM »
Other gross stuff mixed into other stuff:
1. KISS mixed their blood into the ink for a comic book.
2. Marvel Comics employee Mark Gruenwald had his ashes mixed into the ink used for the 1st printing of a trade paperback compilation of one of his works after he died.


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