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Loser Locut0s discusses Hawaiian vacation
« on: June 07, 2013, 02:23:46 PM »
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Hawaii vacation blog...
 
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Day one

First day just coming to a close on our Kauai vacation. Got here at about 12pm after being awake for over 20 hours, more than 24 hours now since we had to get up for a 3am flight and I'm naturally a late sleeper anyway. Did some shopping at a super market to pick up some groceries. We are staying at a resort, not an expensive one, with a kitchen so we will be making most of our dinners here, well eat lunch out. The resort isn't located in any place with special views, and in fact has some industry around it so it's cheaper, but the rooms are very nice which is all we care about. The lady at the checkin counter had one of those wonderful open, welcoming, friendly to a fault, easy going Hawaiian personalities 

Just as I remember from our last visit to Hawaii, that time to the big island, fresh produce is very expensive but the prices of most other things are somewhat in line with Canadian prices, with a few odd ball items that are like 5x the price for no apparent reason Lol. We are staying at the Banyan resort in Lihue. Last night I wrote down a rough itinerary for our holiday, no particular order. We have one chartered catamaran trip but the rest of the holiday is rather unstructured which is how we like it. A lot of people plan things down to the last detail. I prefer my holidays to have a rough sketch of must see bullet points and just take it easy and let things happen around these events. Sometimes it means we miss out on stuff but it works for us. We have a rental car so any place on the island is accessible. I'm looking at tunnel beach among other snorkeling destinations, wimea canyon, a couple of the really good hikes, drive to a few of the famous lookouts and a few other things. I'd love to see if I can convince my parents to take a helicopter tour, even with no job I'm more than willing to pitch in about 1/2 or more of the price. Anyway the island is already very beautiful even from the cursory look we have had so far. Looking forward to tomorrow. I'll reply to this thread as a form of vacation blog as I go. More for myself than anything. Please don't feel obliged to read.

Oh and if anyone has any suggestions please don't hesitate to chime in!

He made a few further updates in the thread.  But no news yet about whether his virginity is still intact.
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Re: Loser Locut0s discusses Hawaiian vacation
« Reply #1 on: June 07, 2013, 03:19:23 PM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on June 07, 2013, 02:23:46 PM
He made a few further updates in the thread.  But no news yet about whether his virginity is still intact.

Ya sure it even has a gender? After all, amoeba's have no sexual gender. Be hard to say if one was a virgin.
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Re: Loser Locut0s discusses Hawaiian vacation
« Reply #2 on: June 07, 2013, 03:22:35 PM »
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Oh and if anyone has any suggestions please don't hesitate to chime in!


Being a virgin and all, find an active volcano and jump in.
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Re: Loser Locut0s discusses Hawaiian vacation
« Reply #3 on: June 07, 2013, 03:53:13 PM »
Quote from: AllosaursRus on June 07, 2013, 03:19:23 PM
Ya sure it even has a gender? After all, amoeba's have no sexual gender. Be hard to say if one was a virgin.

Since you've been gone for a little while, check out these recent threads:

So ladies think there's any hope for me?

Thirty year old loser living with parents scores

Locut0s wants to be homeless

Thirty year old virgin primitive is concerned about four hour erections
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Re: Loser Locut0s discusses Hawaiian vacation
« Reply #5 on: June 07, 2013, 04:52:34 PM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on June 07, 2013, 02:23:46 PM
He made a few further updates in the thread.  But no news yet about whether his virginity is still intact.

I suspect that his virginity has survived yet another day. And I predict that it will probably survive th

In other news:

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Please don't feel obliged to read.

He had to wait until the end to tell me this. That's 3 minutes of my life I'll never get back!

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Oh and if anyone has any suggestions please don't hesitate to chime in!

One suggestion:

When the helicopter is at 1500 feet, JUMP!


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Re: Loser Locut0s discusses Hawaiian vacation
« Reply #6 on: June 07, 2013, 04:59:50 PM »
Its too bad his parents have to haul his insane and drugged up a$$ on what would otherwise be a nice vacation.
He's not a retard, he's 30+ years old. Parents must be libs, or else they would have kicked him into the street long ago.

locut0s, do your folks a favor and kill yourself. They deserve a good life without a parasite like you sucking their blood.
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Re: Loser Locut0s discusses Hawaiian vacation
« Reply #7 on: June 07, 2013, 05:38:51 PM »
Quote from: jukin on June 07, 2013, 03:22:35 PM

Being a virgin and all, find an active volcano and jump in.

There's enough of 'em in Hawaii.
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Re: Loser Locut0s discusses Hawaiian vacation
« Reply #8 on: June 07, 2013, 07:13:22 PM »
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The lady at the checkin counter had one of those wonderful open, welcoming, friendly to a fault, easy going Hawaiian personalities

She represents about 10% of native Hawaiians.  The rest hate your ass with a flaming passion.
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Re: Loser Locut0s discusses Hawaiian vacation
« Reply #9 on: June 07, 2013, 07:17:46 PM »
Quote from: 98ZJUSMC on June 07, 2013, 07:13:22 PM
She represents about 10% of native Hawaiians.  The rest hate your ass with a flaming passion.
Amen.  One reason I absolutely do not want to visit Hawaii.

Besides, you've seen one beach and you've pretty much seen them all.
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Re: Loser Locut0s discusses Hawaiian vacation
« Reply #10 on: June 07, 2013, 07:36:32 PM »
Wait.

A LIBERAL has available money to afford a Hawaiian vacation?  That is non-essential money that should be going to the needy, the disabled, the underclass! 

I checked the Kauai Banyan Resort -- the best rate I could find was $139 a night during low season (August, when the HI sun will bake you to a crisp). The LOWEST package I could find was $1300

Do you know that $1300 will feed 20 people for a month?  How DARE he/she/it waste money on recreation when there are starving people in the world!

As opposed to use who have seen that God blessed us and share His blessings with others.  I do take vacations, but my donations to charities come first.  I and Mrs. FD would cut our fun time before we would cut our donations to causes that help people (and animals who can't defend themselves).

Typical liberal hypocrisy.
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Re: Loser Locut0s discusses Hawaiian vacation
« Reply #11 on: June 07, 2013, 07:51:32 PM »
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Wait.

A LIBERAL has available money to afford a Hawaiian vacation?  That is non-essential money that should be going to the needy, the disabled, the underclass! 

I checked the Kauai Banyan Resort -- the best rate I could find was $139 a night during low season (August, when the HI sun will bake you to a crisp). The LOWEST package I could find was $1300

Do you know that $1300 will feed 20 people for a month?  How DARE he/she/it waste money on recreation when there are starving people in the world!

As opposed to use who have seen that God blessed us and share His blessings with others.  I do take vacations, but my donations to charities come first.  I and Mrs. FD would cut our fun time before we would cut our donations to causes that help people (and animals who can't defend themselves).

Typical liberal hypocrisy.


Read the threads I posted above.  The DUmmy loser was tagging along with his parents on the vacation, so it wasn't costing him a cent.
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Re: Loser Locut0s discusses Hawaiian vacation
« Reply #12 on: June 07, 2013, 08:01:00 PM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on June 07, 2013, 07:51:32 PM
Read the threads I posted above.  The DUmmy loser was tagging along with his parents on the vacation, so it wasn't costing him a cent.
Sorry Ralph.  Reading is, indeed FUNdamental and I was underFUNded ; )

But we have the open question: Why did he GO?  Should not he (I will posit gender for the moment), as a dedicated liberal, have insisted that the money for his part of the trip be donated to a worthy cause? 

If liberals believe that money retained by individuals and corporations are "wealth welfare" then does it not follow that those who accept gifts are also stealing from the Collective?
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Re: Loser Locut0s discusses Hawaiian vacation
« Reply #13 on: June 07, 2013, 08:07:25 PM »
One would think he would have boycotted the vacation to protest the holocaust of native cultures caused by Western colonial imperialism and corruption.


Just kidding. :rotf:
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Re: Loser Locut0s discusses Hawaiian vacation
« Reply #14 on: June 07, 2013, 09:04:35 PM »
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One would think he would have boycotted the vacation to protest the holocaust of native cultures caused by Western colonial imperialism and corruption.


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Re: Loser Locut0s discusses Hawaiian vacation
« Reply #15 on: June 08, 2013, 01:00:48 AM »
Quote from: Chris_ on June 07, 2013, 07:17:46 PM
Amen.  One reason I absolutely do not want to visit Hawaii.

Besides, you've seen one beach and you've pretty much seen them all.

Never again.  Talk about entitled welfare suckers.  About three days around the less traveled parts of Honolulu and you know exactly why it's so heavily Democrat.

Hawaii sucks and blows.  I couldn't wait for the 130 to get fixed so we could depart and be gone.
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Re: Loser Locut0s discusses Hawaiian vacation
« Reply #16 on: June 08, 2013, 02:02:44 AM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on June 07, 2013, 02:23:46 PM
He made a few further updates in the thread.  But no news yet about whether his virginity is still intact.

 :lmao:

Our brothels in NV are cheaper then vacations in HI.
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Re: Loser Locut0s discusses Hawaiian vacation
« Reply #17 on: June 08, 2013, 12:52:51 PM »
Quote from: 98ZJUSMC on June 08, 2013, 01:00:48 AM
Never again.  Talk about entitled welfare suckers.  About three days around the less traveled parts of Honolulu and you know exactly why it's so heavily Democrat.

Hawaii sucks and blows.  I couldn't wait for the 130 to get fixed so we could depart and be gone.

Who doesn't like beaches chockful of sharp busted up coral pieces?

But...it's one hell of a lot more scenic than Myrtle Beach!
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Re: Loser Locut0s discusses Hawaiian vacation
« Reply #18 on: June 08, 2013, 03:38:54 PM »
I wonder if he decided to join OWS there and become homeless??? :lmao:
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Re: Loser Locut0s discusses Hawaiian vacation
« Reply #19 on: June 08, 2013, 07:16:18 PM »
I was stationed there for three years.  I was stationed in Guam for just over two. 

Never again.  Those rocks could in fact capsize and I wouldn't lose a minute's sleep over it.
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Re: Loser Locut0s discusses Hawaiian vacation
« Reply #20 on: June 08, 2013, 07:30:35 PM »
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I was stationed there for three years.  I was stationed in Guam for just over two. 

Never again.  Those rocks could in fact capsize and I wouldn't lose a minute's sleep over it.

In case anyone has forgotten, a leading democrat congressman has expressed concern about the stability of Guam.
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