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Offline Dixie*Darling

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"My private part died"
« on: June 13, 2008, 08:36:51 PM »
An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home.

One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.

Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong,

'Yes, Nurse Tracy ,' said Mr. Wallace.

'My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.'

Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little crazy,
she replied, 'Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace. Please accept my condolences.'

The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private Part
hanging out of his pajamas.

He met Nurse Tracy. 'Mr. Wallace,' she said,
'You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that.

Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas.'

'But, Nurse Tracy I can't,' replied Mr. Wallace.
'I told you yesterday that my Private Part died.

'Yes,' said Nurse Tracy, 'you did tell me that,
but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?'














'Well,' he replied, 'Today is the viewing.'
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Offline Lord Undies

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Re: "My private part died"
« Reply #1 on: June 13, 2008, 08:49:19 PM »
The old guy is hoping he lives long enough to see the Resurrection.
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Offline Schadenfreude

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Re: "My private part died"
« Reply #2 on: June 13, 2008, 08:52:05 PM »
 :evillaugh: :lmao: :evillaugh: :lmao:
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Offline DixieBelle

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Re: "My private part died"
« Reply #3 on: June 13, 2008, 10:47:10 PM »
Too funny! Undies improved upon it though.
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Offline JohnnyReb

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Re: "My private part died"
« Reply #4 on: June 14, 2008, 10:53:55 AM »
Reminds me of another joke.

Man gets up on his 61 st birthday and is in the bathroom taking his morning whizz. He looks down at his ding-a-ling and says, "Well old boy, I'm 61 this morning.......you would have been 61 too if you hadn't died last year."
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