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Offline Big Dog

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Grumpy Dog
« on: June 04, 2013, 11:13:44 PM »

I am a Grumpy Dog tonight.

My knee hurts like hell. I found a couple of Lortabs left over from last year's knee surgery, but they didn't help.

I didn't go shopping today, because my knee hurt, so I don't have anything fun and easy in the cupboard or refrigerator. No chocolate either. Eating a bowl of green beans would not improve my mood.

I didn't even open the folder on my Western novel tonight. I would probably write something like, Bass Reeves drew his .45, held it sideways, pointed it at the schoolmarm, and yelled out, "I'm gonna bust a cap in yo' pasty ass, bitch!" And it would not be good for my protagonist to go gangsta. I don't want to read it tomorrow and have to rewrite the dialog.

On the plus side, Velvet is snoring at my feet, which always puts a smile on my face.

Maybe a bourbon and cigar will de-grumpify me.
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Re: Grumpy Dog
« Reply #1 on: June 04, 2013, 11:40:43 PM »
Hey buddy. I am sorry to hear of your grumpiness. Do you have any ice cream in the house?
though i found something for you. Knowing your love for redheads :cheersmate:
Here ya go buddy@!!
http://izismile.com/2012/05/03/drop_dead_gorgeous_redheads_60_pics.html

pssst you owe me one...
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Re: Grumpy Dog
« Reply #2 on: June 05, 2013, 12:11:52 AM »
Quote from: seahorse513 on June 04, 2013, 11:40:43 PM
Hey buddy. I am sorry to hear of your grumpiness. Do you have any ice cream in the house?
though i found something for you. Knowing your love for redheads :cheersmate:
Here ya go buddy@!!
http://izismile.com/2012/05/03/drop_dead_gorgeous_redheads_60_pics.html

pssst you owe me one...

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That would brighten up a fella's evening.
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Re: Grumpy Dog
« Reply #3 on: June 05, 2013, 09:59:55 AM »
Sorry to hear about your knee, BD.  Glad to hear Velvet's keeping you company though -- dogs are the BEST!
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Re: Grumpy Dog
« Reply #4 on: June 05, 2013, 11:00:10 AM »
How is the knee today, BD?  Did some bourbon help?  Grumpy cat looks especially pissed off in your pic. 
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Re: Grumpy Dog
« Reply #5 on: June 05, 2013, 11:53:25 AM »
Quote from: Karin on June 05, 2013, 11:00:10 AM
How is the knee today, BD?  Did some bourbon help?  Grumpy cat looks especially pissed off in your pic. 

Bourbon and the Lortabs helped me get to sleep last night. I called my orthopedic surgeon this morning and made an appointment.

You're right. The Grumpy was strong with that one!
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Re: Grumpy Dog
« Reply #6 on: June 05, 2013, 12:28:08 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on June 05, 2013, 11:53:25 AM
Bourbon and the Lortabs helped me get to sleep last night. I called my orthopedic surgeon this morning and made an appointment.

You're right. The Grumpy was strong with that one!

Did you hurt it?

My left knee just started giving me fits lately and I haven't done anything to hurt it. Don't know what's going on. ??????? 
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Re: Grumpy Dog
« Reply #7 on: June 05, 2013, 12:45:58 PM »
Quote from: Dori on June 05, 2013, 12:28:08 PM
Did you hurt it?

Yes. I've had two surgeries on my left knee in the past 3 years, and get regular SynVisc injections in both knees. I'll be getting at least one total knee replacement sometime soon.

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My left knee just started giving me fits lately and I haven't done anything to hurt it. Don't know what's going on. ???????

I hate to be the one to tell you, Dori...

but you have kneesles.
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Re: Grumpy Dog
« Reply #8 on: June 05, 2013, 02:59:03 PM »
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Re: Grumpy Dog
« Reply #9 on: June 05, 2013, 04:38:49 PM »
Sorry about your problems Big Dog.

By the way, I happened to see the photo below today on the net. Do you know this dog?

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Re: Grumpy Dog
« Reply #10 on: June 05, 2013, 04:42:19 PM »
Quote from: ChuckJ on June 05, 2013, 04:38:49 PM
Sorry about your problems Big Dog.

By the way, I happened to see the photo below today on the net. Do you know this dog?



I'm gonna have to steal this (if I can figure out how).

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Re: Grumpy Dog
« Reply #11 on: June 05, 2013, 04:49:24 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on June 05, 2013, 04:42:19 PM
I'm gonna have to steal this (if I can figure out how).

Are you on a computer?
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Re: Grumpy Dog
« Reply #12 on: June 05, 2013, 04:51:37 PM »
Quote from: Dori on June 05, 2013, 04:49:24 PM
Are you on a computer?


I've got it, thanks.
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