at mid-year, Top DUmmies of 2013

[franksolich]

Well, here we are, at mid-year--it's not really mid-year, but it's mid-year for the top primitives of 2013 six months away--and anybody want to speculate who might be in that exclusive class at the end of the year?

I suppose the cousin, nadin, should make it into the top ten somewhere.

My money's on   as being the newcomer to the list.

There's some other primitives I'd like to see up there, but they aren't cooperating by putting out, giving us the best they got.

[Karin]

Graham Crackers?

[JakeStyle]

They all seem very tame, Kpete cuts and pastes, prosense links to her own posts, there really hasn't been anything new at the DUmp for quite a while.  I'm hoping that we get some original entertainment sometime soon.

[Ralph Wiggum]

Graham Crackers?

Agreed.

And that Locust loser.

[njpines]

Agreed.

And that Locust loser.

and crazy Dennis is back too . . .

[BattleHymn]

The PhDD primitive will be in the top five.

The Taverner primitive will be in there somewhere.  I have to wonder though, will he be alive by year end or will he have succumbed to his vices by then? 

[GOBUCKS]

and crazy Dennis is back too . . .

Yes! Crazy Dennis's potential is limitless, but he has to post far more and update us in much more detail on his mental illness, his credit card catastrophe, and his family. He could be like stevenumbers on steroids if he would just get back into the routine of three or four OPs a day.

Otherwise, for the third consecutive year, nadin has no competition.

Grahamcrackers is this year's BanTheGOP - a child, or a troll, or both, but not a DOTY.

Jugs is a legitimate DUmmy, but she's just not entertaining. She's boring, like Pantano and McGrath.

After that hilarious story about the dead dog, I thought backdoorbob might be a contender, but he's been pretty quiet.

If Taverner Kregel is dead before the end of the year, he gets my vote, especially if he posts right to the end. That'd be great!

[franksolich]

If Taverner Kregel is dead before the end of the year, he gets my vote, especially if he posts right to the end.

Uh huh.  I'd hoped it'd happen in time for the 2012 awards, but alas it didn't.

[BattleHymn]

Uh huh.  I'd hoped it'd happen in time for the 2012 awards, but alas it didn't.

Has a primitive keeling over ever had any effect in how they place in the running?

[Skul]

I thought good 'ol dollarbill would be a contender.
Sadly, he was just flash in the pan.
The grahamcracker primitive still has a chance.
GNads is pretty much out of the running so far.
I wouldn't discount her however.  She made a spectacular run to the finish a couple years ago.
(Almost pulled it off last year, too.)

[USA4ME]

Has a primitive keeling over ever had any effect in how they place in the running?

I couldn't say it ever has overall, but no doubt it has among individual voters.  I know if a primitive falls over dead that I'm more inclined to think better of them as they have finally done something right.

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[Ralph Wiggum]

I couldn't say it ever has overall, but no doubt it has among individual voters.  I know if a primitive falls over dead that I'm more inclined to think better of them as they have finally done something right.

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Redstone for example.  I personally probably wouldn't vote for a person who passed away that year.

[Tess Anderson]

Well, both cali and kpete are boring the living hell out of me this year, but what about that vile dimwit DainBramaged?

[franksolich]

I know if a primitive falls over dead that I'm more inclined to think better of them as they have finally done something right.

You got that right; me, too.

[USA4ME]

The whole process is getting tougher for me to even participate, which I didn't do at all this last year.  Used to you could point at certain primitives and say "They usually say really stupid things, but let me check because this time they might really say something extra special stupid!" Now, everything they say is just extra special stupid, which then becomes the norm.  Oh, every once and a while one of them will go the extra extra stupid mile, but it's just not as often, and so it gets a little boring waiting for it to finally happen.

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[Mr Mannn]

DU has become so caustic and venomous that I think the primitives are afraid to say something out of line.

[Dori]

I still don't know many DUmmies but the first ones that come to mind are;

gNads
Subwaycat
PhDD
Tavener
Pitt
and one other really mean one, but I can't remember her name

 

[franksolich]

I still don't know many DUmmies but the first ones that come to mind are;

gNads
Subwaycat
PhDD
Tavener
Pitt
and one other really mean one, but I can't remember her name

That would be.....Warpy, for sure.

[Tucker]

Graham Crackers?

He's in my top 3. Inching to number 1

[Tucker]

Well, both cali and kpete are boring the living hell out of me this year, but what about that vile dimwit DainBramaged?

He can't win. He's too stupid. He would slobber all over the award with his acidic drool, ruining it for future winners.

[Ogre]

No one jumps out and comes to mind.  Looking for an exceptional Dummy is like trying to find a black dog on a moonless night.  The chance of success is slim, and there are way better things to do.

All of the usual suspects are boring as hell, Nads will still talk gibberish, misspell, connect dots, see the trends, and generally miss the point entirely.  The only thing that I would find mildly entertaining is how many DUmbasses she has on her "iggy" list.

Pittstain; will continue to drone on endlessly about the issue of the day, and hasn't been note worthy since he threatened a homeless women.

Taverner, can't hold a job, loathes the job when he does have one, even a temporary one, and well, is proof that one should just say no to drugs.

Kpete; born on 1st base, laid on her back until she got to third, and is an expert in CPR (cut, paste, and run).  The only thing more boring is her "art". 

Zappaman; funny when poking the Nad, but that's it.  A one trick pony, errr DUmmy.

The Weeper; an overweight, sweaty loser,  Who is only entertaining when he tries to backpedal from his socialist views to appear "mainstream" during his attempts to win whatever elected office has the most benefits and least amount of work.

The quality of the "bouncy", once a staple of DUmp entertainment is absolutely abysmal.  Monkeys could randomly type up a better story.  I swear if I read one more and there aren't any law enforcement officials, shrubbery, conversions, or applause I am going to scream. 

Suffice it to say, I may have just become too jaded when it comes to the DUmp, as I now know their stupidity like the "business hour" is endless.

[GOBUCKS]

Has a primitive keeling over ever had any effect in how they place in the running?

It could have happened but didn't.

In late 2009, the despicable, hateful bitch TLB was here campaigning fiercely for DOTY votes.

Despite her strenuous effort, she barely cracked the Top 20, as Pam Dawson swept to a richly deserved title.

Distraught, TLB immediately committed suicide, making the world a better place - true story.

I believe that had she killed herself a month or two earlier, she would have made the Top 10.

(For some unfathomable reason, maybe due to her command of grammar, coach had a crush on the bitch:

It was as if watching a beautiful bird in slow graceful flight, and one wished to see it forever and ever, as she tried to go around this site.  But alas God always has other plans.

)

[franksolich]

(For some unfathomable reason, maybe due to her command of grammar, coach had a crush on the bitch:)

Oh now, you know I loved the immortal Tangerine LaBamba for more than just carnal reasons.

She was awesome, the way she spilled the beans on so many primitives.

Despite all my cajoling, pleading, and begging, she wouldn't however spill any beans on the sparkling old dude, Stinky the Clown, and one had to admire her for that, not ratting on a friend.

Her lustrous beauty and being wafts through this soul daily.

[GOBUCKS]

Oh now, you know I loved the immortal Tangerine LaBamba for more than just carnal reasons.

She was awesome, the way she spilled the beans on so many primitives.

Despite all my cajoling, pleading, and begging, she wouldn't however spill any beans on the sparkling old dude, Stinky the Clown, and one had to admire her for that, not ratting on a friend.

Her lustrous beauty and being wafts through this soul daily.

I just remember how she said 9/11 wasn't all bad, since Barbara Olson was on one of the planes.

[Tucker]

No one jumps out and comes to mind.  Looking for an exceptional Dummy is like trying to find a black dog on a moonless night.  The chance of success is slim, and there are way better things to do.

All of the usual suspects are boring as hell, Nads will still talk gibberish, misspell, connect dots, see the trends, and generally miss the point entirely.  The only thing that I would find mildly entertaining is how many DUmbasses she has on her "iggy" list.

Pittstain; will continue to drone on endlessly about the issue of the day, and hasn't been note worthy since he threatened a homeless women.

Taverner, can't hold a job, loathes the job when he does have one, even a temporary one, and well, is proof that one should just say no to drugs.

Kpete; born on 1st base, laid on her back until she got to third, and is an expert in CPR (cut, paste, and run).  The only thing more boring is her "art". 

Zappaman; funny when poking the Nad, but that's it.  A one trick pony, errr DUmmy.

The Weeper; an overweight, sweaty loser,  Who is only entertaining when he tries to backpedal from his socialist views to appear "mainstream" during his attempts to win whatever elected office has the most benefits and least amount of work.

The quality of the "bouncy", once a staple of DUmp entertainment is absolutely abysmal.  Monkeys could randomly type up a better story.  I swear if I read one more and there aren't any law enforcement officials, shrubbery, conversions, or applause I am going to scream. 

Suffice it to say, I may have just become too jaded when it comes to the DUmp, as I now know their stupidity like the "business hour" is endless.

I had no idea that I wasn't alone in thinking that skimmer quality control standard has  dropped. It's getting harder and harder to find a good, top quality DUmmy.