Well DUmmies, when it was originally MY money, and it goes to support your worthless asses, yeah, I think I in fact SHOULD have some say in how you spend it.
Frankly, ya'll should be getting beans and rice in lieu of food stamps, not a credit card you load up on steak and lobster, then use the cash you get to buy booze. Pretty sad when some leech eats better than I do and I work 50-plus hours a week for what little I have.
And oh yeah--WORK REQUIREMENTS. Did I mention in Sparkyland you'd be WORKING for that "welfare?" Oh, don't worry about how you'll get to work picking up trash, cleaning graffiti, etc. We'll have that covered. And don't worry about sleeping late, cause that bus horn is ****ing LOUD, scooters!