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Offline Mr Mannn

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I just realized...
« on: May 31, 2013, 08:55:01 PM »
Bunnies outnumber Ptarmigans by like 1000 to one.
Bunnies are on every continent. its possible that they are equal in number to humans.

I for one welcome our new cute fluffy overlords.
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Re: I just realized...
« Reply #1 on: June 01, 2013, 04:45:08 AM »
Not only that, but they have massive amounts of sex, too! :whistling:

Ptarmigans?  Not so much . . .
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Re: I just realized...
« Reply #2 on: June 02, 2013, 02:19:43 PM »
There are more bunnies than humans. More evil bunnies to doom and destroy humanity. Humans sealed their own fate. Humanity is doomed.

Bunnies take up way more resources than ptarmigans. Bunnies spread STDs and engage in bestiality and various other sexual perversions.  :argh: :puke:
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Re: I just realized...
« Reply #3 on: June 03, 2013, 07:39:23 AM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on May 31, 2013, 08:55:01 PM
Bunnies outnumber Ptarmigans by like 1000 to one.
Bunnies are on every continent. its possible that they are equal in number to humans.

I for one welcome our new cute fluffy overlords.

If you find just one bunny in Antarctica , please sent Email to Nads to make the " Scoop" of a lifetime.
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Re: I just realized...
« Reply #4 on: June 03, 2013, 07:53:18 AM »
Quote from: vesta111 on June 03, 2013, 07:39:23 AM
If you find just one bunny in Antarctica , please sent Email to Nads to make the " Scoop" of a lifetime.




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Re: I just realized...
« Reply #5 on: June 03, 2013, 10:18:31 AM »
I have one question.

How many women do you see at Halloween parties dressed up as sexy ptarmigans?
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Re: I just realized...
« Reply #6 on: June 03, 2013, 01:37:34 PM »
Quote from: ColonelCarrots on June 03, 2013, 10:18:31 AM
I have one question.

How many women do you see at Halloween parties dressed up as sexy ptarmigans?

If ptarmigans are just as well known as bunnies, than women would dress up as ptarmigans. The reason ptarmigans are not well known is because of bunnies keep them unknown as a way to keep humans doomed and ignorant.
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Re: I just realized...
« Reply #7 on: June 03, 2013, 01:43:19 PM »
Quote from: ColonelCarrots on June 03, 2013, 10:18:31 AM
I have one question.

How many women do you see at Halloween parties dressed up as sexy ptarmigans?

No?

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Re: I just realized...
« Reply #8 on: June 03, 2013, 01:54:53 PM »
"I had a horrible dream last night... I dreamed I made out with Big Bird.  That's it, no more tequila shooters for me."
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Re: I just realized...
« Reply #9 on: June 03, 2013, 02:30:51 PM »
Quote from: Gina on June 03, 2013, 01:43:19 PM
No?



Big Bird is not a ptarmigan. Besides Big Bird does not have feathery feet like a ptarmigan.
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Re: I just realized...
« Reply #10 on: June 03, 2013, 05:36:54 PM »
Quote from: Gina on June 03, 2013, 01:43:19 PM
No?


So. after the party. Do ya think she was lucky and got plucked?
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Re: I just realized...
« Reply #11 on: June 04, 2013, 11:38:15 AM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on June 03, 2013, 05:36:54 PM
So. after the party. Do ya think she was lucky and got plucked?

She took a plucking and kept on...well chirping.  :-)
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Re: I just realized...
« Reply #12 on: June 04, 2013, 12:24:17 PM »
Quote from: Gina on June 04, 2013, 11:38:15 AM
She took a plucking and kept on...well chirping.  :-)

Phuquing? O-)
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Re: I just realized...
« Reply #13 on: June 04, 2013, 02:16:59 PM »
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Re: I just realized...
« Reply #14 on: June 04, 2013, 02:38:56 PM »
Kaninchen sind ungeziefer.
Wir müssen die kaninchen und hase ausrotten!!!!!
GOTT HASST KANINCHEN!!!!!!
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Re: I just realized...
« Reply #15 on: June 04, 2013, 03:20:50 PM »
I did not know!!!!


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Re: I just realized...
« Reply #16 on: June 04, 2013, 03:36:40 PM »
Quote from: Gina on June 04, 2013, 03:20:50 PM
I did not know!!!!




Where and when did you "not know"???   :whistling:
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Re: I just realized...
« Reply #17 on: June 04, 2013, 04:46:50 PM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on June 04, 2013, 02:38:56 PM
Kaninchen sind ungeziefer.
Wir müssen die kaninchen und hase ausrotten!!!!!
GOTT HASST KANINCHEN!!!!!!
usw....

A credible effort, Ptarmy.  :thumbs:

Might I suggest a slightly corrected version?

Wir müssen die Kaninchen und Hasen vernichten.

Hört sich besser an. Ausserdem, keiner sagt "ausrotten," und wenn es so der Fall ist, dann hätte man "ausrotten lassen" sagen sollen.
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Re: I just realized...
« Reply #18 on: June 04, 2013, 06:02:58 PM »
Quote from: dutch508 on June 03, 2013, 07:53:18 AM



Don't make me come out there and get you...

You can just see the little guy pining for the fiords. Oh the drama!
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Re: I just realized...
« Reply #19 on: June 04, 2013, 07:36:17 PM »
He's actually pining for Chevys.
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Re: I just realized...
« Reply #20 on: June 05, 2013, 09:38:59 AM »
Quote from: Gina on June 04, 2013, 03:20:50 PM
I did not know!!!!




Are you implying that bunny haters are Nazis? Bunnies are the Nazis and oppressors.
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Re: I just realized...
« Reply #21 on: June 05, 2013, 09:39:20 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on June 04, 2013, 04:46:50 PM
A credible effort, Ptarmy.  :thumbs:

Might I suggest a slightly corrected version?

Wir müssen die Kaninchen und Hasen vernichten.

Hört sich besser an. Ausserdem, keiner sagt "ausrotten," und wenn es so der Fall ist, dann hätte man "ausrotten lassen" sagen sollen.

Thanks.
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Re: I just realized...
« Reply #22 on: June 05, 2013, 11:37:16 AM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on June 05, 2013, 09:38:59 AM
Are you implying that bunny haters are Nazis? Bunnies are the Nazis and oppressors.

No that picture indicates that Hitler is a bunny  :???:
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Re: I just realized...
« Reply #23 on: June 05, 2013, 11:46:12 AM »
Quote from: Gina on June 05, 2013, 11:37:16 AM
No that picture indicates that Hitler is a bunny  :???:

My bad. Proof that bunnies are Nazis that are worthy of God's angry wrath for their crime in the Great Ptarmigan Rabbit War.
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