I've got 'Rice Krispies' knees.
OLD, for men it is when Dad brings the morning news paper into the bathroom for his morning ritual and reads the whole thing before you hear the flush.
Old for woman is when they need Depends and stop buying KOTEX.
BTW I saw an ad for pads for MEN, new item I would think, sort of reminds me of a Cod Piece.
Now I am wondering if the original use of this old fashion was not for looks but needed as our founding fathers had to find an out house at inconvenient times.