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Offline Chris_

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Oh the horror...
« on: June 13, 2008, 12:43:22 PM »
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Man Gets Ticket For Going Topless In Public

EASTON, Md., Jun. 12, 2008

(AP) For only the third time in five years, Easton police have ticketed someone for going topless in public. Sean Cephus, 18, was cited June 4 when police say he was spotted without a shirt on South Street near Hanson Street. He was also cited for failing to obey a lawful order to stop for police.

A town ordinance adopted in 1974 forbids anyone from going topless in public buildings or on public streets and sidewalks. Possible penalties are a fine of up to $100 and up to 10 days in jail.

Easton Police Lt. Gregory Wright said people without shirts are considered a public nuisance. He said three citations have been issued since 2003.

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Must be one of those "Sasquatch" types. 
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Re: Oh the horror...
« Reply #1 on: June 13, 2008, 12:59:44 PM »
 :picsneeded:

Sorry, that's obligatory!  :-)
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Re: Oh the horror...
« Reply #2 on: June 13, 2008, 01:35:51 PM »
While it seems illiberal, at least it cuts the risk of seeing floppy moobage wandering the streets.  :-)
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« Reply #3 on: June 13, 2008, 01:49:03 PM »
moobage!!! LOL!

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Re: Oh the horror...
« Reply #4 on: June 13, 2008, 02:42:04 PM »
Moobs!

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Re: Oh the horror...
« Reply #5 on: June 13, 2008, 02:53:37 PM »
Quote from: Dixie*Darling on June 13, 2008, 02:42:04 PM
Moobs!



My point exactly, who wouldn't want that display banned?  :rotf:
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Re: Oh the horror...
« Reply #6 on: June 13, 2008, 03:56:16 PM »
what about issuing ticketsw inside the house? cause... my aging father in law... well, um.. yuck.  :-)
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Re: Oh the horror...
« Reply #7 on: June 13, 2008, 05:29:59 PM »
Quote from: Lauri on June 13, 2008, 03:56:16 PM
what about issuing ticketsw inside the house? cause... my aging father in law... well, um.. yuck.  :-)
Don't forget the "dunlop"...as in "his belly as dun lopped over his belt".  Ewwwww.
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