63% of Democrats would be tombstoned at the DUmmie Underground.
"We love Fascism when it results in the persecution of people we disagree with," said Dave Allen, head DUmmie and herder of feral cats, "and for 63% of Democrats to disagree with our hive mind just shows they are really closet conservatives and we hate them!"
Other DUmmies were questioned but refused to comment for fear of being tombstoned.