« on: May 29, 2013, 02:01:41 PM »
This one's nearly a Darwin Award nominee . . .
Drunk Driver Was Having Sex Before Crash
Man left bloody, naked partner in road, sought to hide in cactus (Muddy's note: OWWWW!!)
MAY 29--A drunken driver was having sex when he lost control of his car Monday night and crashed the vehicle, ejecting his naked female companion onto a New Mexico roadway, police report.
According to cops, Luis Briones, 25, ran a red light and slammed his Ford Explorer into another car on an Albuquerque street. The impact of the collision forced Natasha Carroll, 21, from Briones’s SUV.
With a bloodied Carroll lying in the road, Briones got back into his vehicle and attempted to flee the accident scene, witnesses told Albuquerque Police Department officers. After one witness confiscated his keys, Briones “then jumped into a bush, landing and attempting to hide in a cactus.â€
When cops subsequently took Briones into custody, he was wearing one shoe and “had a pair of black shorts inside out.†A half-empty bottle of vodka was found inside Briones’s vehicle.
I'd ask what their DU names were . . . but I'd find it difficult to believe that DUmb****s were having sex with each other.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/drunk-car-sex-crash-785912
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