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Omaha Steve's Dream Job
« on: May 29, 2013, 07:25:36 AM »
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/labor_big_real_heavy_sleeper_jl3C7gI710FI3XqpEl5o3O
Union job? Check.
Short hours? Check.
Long naps? Check.
Big pay check? Check.
Opportunity to over order from local caterers to get endless supply of mini-tacos? Check.

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Union fat cat Mark Rosenthal spends more time sleeping at his desk than organizing labor, a series of damning photos reveals.

The 400-pound president of Local 983 of District Council 37 — the city’s largest blue-collar municipal-workers union — often downs a huge meal, then drops into dreamland in the early afternoon, members of the union’s executive board told The Post.

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“He eats lunch when he arrives at work at 2 p.m. Then, like clockwork, he goes to sleep with a cup of soda on the table and the straw in it,” said Marvin Robbins, a union vice president.

“Then he wakes up, looks at his watch and says, ‘I have to get out before the traffic gets bad.’ He’s usually out by 4 p.m. after being at the office two hours.”

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Union officials say he racks up $1,400 in monthly food bills on the union dime.

Much of the 5-foot-7, 400-plus-pound Rosenthal’s food tabs are for catered union events and meals he writes off as “union business,” board members claim.

They say he significantly overorders at eateries like Dallas BBQ, the Stage Door Deli and Pine Restaurant in The Bronx, a hangout for local politicians, and takes the extra food back to his Bronxdale apartment.

“He’s always walking off with a doggie bag or extra boxes of food,” said another executive board member.

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Re: Omaha Steve's Dream Job
« Reply #1 on: May 29, 2013, 08:05:41 AM »
That's what gets me about union employees and the unions themself.  If this guy were doing this to a business that employs union workers, the union lawyers would be standing in line to defend this guys behavior.  But because he's doing it to the union, well that's different.

I can see why unions and the Dems get along so well.  They both have the "it's our guys doing it to them so it's OK" attitude.

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Re: Omaha Steve's Dream Job
« Reply #2 on: May 29, 2013, 08:18:33 AM »
The stereotypes are writing themselves these days.
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Re: Omaha Steve's Dream Job
« Reply #3 on: May 29, 2013, 08:28:47 AM »
Indeed they are, Chris. 


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Re: Omaha Steve's Dream Job
« Reply #4 on: May 29, 2013, 09:10:14 AM »
Quote from: Karin on May 29, 2013, 08:28:47 AM
Indeed they are, Chris. 




Now that is a miserable job as I see it, this JOB is killing the poor man.   

He cannot enjoy life because of his weight, non of his friends will take him fishing as he would sink a Bass Boat.  Darn no way he can buy a sports car and fancy him trying to buy a business suit that fits for less then $500.00. 

Expenses Oh MY, furniture that will support him plus the constant replacement of toilets and showers in his bathroom. How does he fly commercial air lines without booking 2 seats, eat in a nice restaurant where the chairs are built to hold 250 pounds ????

This job will lead him to an early grave or nursing home where it will take 4 nurses to roll him over and wipe his butt.
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Re: Omaha Steve's Dream Job
« Reply #5 on: May 29, 2013, 10:58:21 AM »
This monster was built by the unions then they have the nerve to complain.
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Re: Omaha Steve's Dream Job
« Reply #6 on: May 29, 2013, 11:20:23 AM »
Quote from: Freeper on May 29, 2013, 10:58:21 AM
This monster was built by the unions then they have the nerve to complain.

It was okay when his salary was being taken from the taxpayer's pockets, but now that it comes out of union dues, it wrong.
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Re: Omaha Steve's Dream Job
« Reply #7 on: May 29, 2013, 12:17:01 PM »
Quote
it wrong.

What is this, Ebonics?

 :racist:   :lmao:
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Re: Omaha Steve's Dream Job
« Reply #8 on: May 29, 2013, 12:18:59 PM »
Quote from: Karin on May 29, 2013, 12:17:01 PM
What is this, Ebonics?

 :racist:   :lmao:

It be racist to not be axceptin of 'bonics.  :tongue:
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Re: Omaha Steve's Dream Job
« Reply #9 on: May 29, 2013, 12:32:10 PM »
Hmm, I did a search and I couldn't find this article at all at DU!
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Re: Omaha Steve's Dream Job
« Reply #10 on: May 29, 2013, 12:32:43 PM »
Dat be a mighty big FUPA he be sportin dere.
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Re: Omaha Steve's Dream Job
« Reply #11 on: May 29, 2013, 12:34:19 PM »
Quote from: vesta111 on May 29, 2013, 09:10:14 AM
Now that is a miserable job as I see it, this JOB is killing the poor man.   

He cannot enjoy life because of his weight, non of his friends will take him fishing as he would sink a Bass Boat.  Darn no way he can buy a sports car and fancy him trying to buy a business suit that fits for less then $500.00. 

Expenses Oh MY, furniture that will support him plus the constant replacement of toilets and showers in his bathroom. How does he fly commercial air lines without booking 2 seats, eat in a nice restaurant where the chairs are built to hold 250 pounds ????

This job will lead him to an early grave or nursing home where it will take 4 nurses to roll him over and wipe his butt.


and vesta? how does he find his d**k?
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Re: Omaha Steve's Dream Job
« Reply #12 on: May 30, 2013, 05:44:24 AM »
Quote from: ConservativeMobster on May 29, 2013, 12:34:19 PM
and vesta? how does he find his d**k?

I came up with this idea after watching an ad on TV for a screen door that works using 18 magnets.

A new invention for fat men with problems finding their dick.    They get a Doctor to attach a cock ring with a small magnet in it.
 The man wears a ring on his finger with another magnet.    Anytime the male wants to find his dick he only has to place his hand on this leg and the hand will be drawn to the privates automatically. 

If I can get my idea off the ground I can't wait to see how an infomercial about the product will be created. 
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Re: Omaha Steve's Dream Job
« Reply #13 on: May 30, 2013, 05:49:22 AM »
Fiddy called it right. This is exactly why Steve has been trying to get voted into a cushy union job. No work.
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Re: Omaha Steve's Dream Job
« Reply #14 on: May 30, 2013, 06:26:31 AM »
Quote from: vesta111 on May 30, 2013, 05:44:24 AM
I came up with this idea after watching an ad on TV for a screen door that works using 18 magnets.

A new invention for fat men with problems finding their dick.    They get a Doctor to attach a cock ring with a small magnet in it.
 The man wears a ring on his finger with another magnet.    Anytime the male wants to find his dick he only has to place his hand on this leg and the hand will be drawn to the privates automatically. 

If I can get my idea off the ground I can't wait to see how an infomercial about the product will be created. 

Damn, vesta. That is brilliant!

Steve Dawes is already looking up your e-mail address, so he can ask for a free implant.

Hi5.
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Re: Omaha Steve's Dream Job
« Reply #15 on: May 30, 2013, 08:26:51 AM »
Quote from: vesta111 on May 29, 2013, 09:10:14 AM
This job will lead him to an early grave or nursing home where it will take 4 nurses to roll him over and wipe his butt.
You say that like it's a bad thing.  This guy is a union goon... the butt-wiping is probably written into his pension plan.
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Re: Omaha Steve's Dream Job
« Reply #16 on: May 30, 2013, 08:40:11 AM »

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Quote from: vesta111 on May 29, 2013, 09:10:14 am
This job will lead him to an early grave or nursing home where it will take 4 nurses to roll him over and wipe his butt.

Quote from: Chris_ on May 30, 2013, 08:26:51 AM
You say that like it's a bad thing.  This guy is a union goon... the butt-wiping is probably written into his pension plan.
The irony is that the nurses at the home will be unionized.
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Re: Omaha Steve's Dream Job
« Reply #17 on: May 30, 2013, 11:14:59 AM »
Quote from: FiddyBeowulf on May 30, 2013, 08:40:11 AM
The irony is that the nurses at the home will be unionized.

....and it's in their contract...."NO BUTT WIPING".
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Re: Omaha Steve's Dream Job
« Reply #18 on: May 30, 2013, 11:32:20 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on May 30, 2013, 11:14:59 AM
....and it's in their contract...."NO BUTT WIPING".

Fortunately, the nursing home installed the same "Outdoor Bidet" Omaha Steve put in his yard, for just such occasions.





Omaha Steve loves his Outdoor Bidet!
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Re: Omaha Steve's Dream Job
« Reply #19 on: May 30, 2013, 11:40:49 AM »
Quote from: Karin on May 29, 2013, 08:28:47 AM


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