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I need free advice for a criminal offense and I don't know where to go.
Arizona State University use to give free legal advice to it's students. But that program was terminated.

I don't have much money. So I cannot afford a private attorney.

Do public defender's offices generally give out free advice without taking on the case?
As often as they need/want free stuff, they should really be thankful for the citizens who actually work and pay taxes to support them.
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Wonder if it is pot related.  :rotf:
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I wondered what this was about too, because with this one, it could be anything:

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Sun Mar 24, 2013, 03:50 AM

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4. We spent the whole night talking about queer theory.


And about how we were both pansexual and it didn't matter. Like we connected on that level that's hard to describe.
 
I wasn't expecting anything out of the discussion other than revelation. We were just being totally honest and it was wonderful. And the kiss...
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018343821

 :mental:

then this could be about this traffic ticket:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022845603

or this earlier one:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018375338

Upon reflection, I think he should take MrDorkio up on the offer:

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Sat Apr 27, 2013, 03:44 PM

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9. If you want to beat this ticket, let me know.


I've beaten two of them.

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Hey, DU lurkers, have him call Handel on the Law -- 1-800-520-KFI1. (marginal legal advice where I tell you that you have no case).

No, really, it is the funniest show on radio and he gets it right sometimes.
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I wondered what this was about too, because with this one, it could be anything:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018343821

 :mental:

then this could be about this traffic ticket:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022845603

or this earlier one:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018375338

Upon reflection, I think he should take MrDorkio up on the offer:


Huh.  On the 1st ticket he says:

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I ride a 900 cc "Universal Japanese Motorcycle." Maybe next time I'll show him how fast it is when I decide that stopping for his fatass isn't necessary.

Isn't owning/riding a rice burner against DUmmy credo since it sends jobs overseas???
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Isn't owning/riding a rice burner against DUmmy credo since it sends jobs overseas???

Primitives have decidedly mixed opinions on such things. Ask any of them to tell you about how buying a Toyota Prius is good for America's bottom line.

Even though Toyota makes products in the United States, the profit ultimately ends up located in a bank somewhere in Japan. But since its a product they support, its alright.

Even though Apple farms most of its electronics work out to Foxconn, where people are treated as slaves in what amounts to a high-tech sweatshop, they generally support the policies and politics of the company, so its okay.

Some companies who produce alternative energy solutions took American funding and then relocated overseas. But since they approve of alternative energy, its fine.

Etc etc etc.

   

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Primitives have decidedly mixed opinions on such things. Ask any of them to tell you about how buying a Toyota Prius is good for America's bottom line.

Even though Toyota makes products in the United States, the profit ultimately ends up located in a bank somewhere in Japan. But since its a product they support, its alright.

Even though Apple farms most of its electronics work out to Foxconn, where people are treated as slaves in what amounts to a high-tech sweatshop, they generally support the policies and politics of the company, so its okay.

Some companies who produce alternative energy solutions took American funding and then relocated overseas. But since they approve of alternative energy, its fine.

Etc etc etc.

   

I should have answered my own question -- to be a Primitive is also to be both a racist/sexist but to be a hypocrite.

It is like the scorpion who kills the frog who conveys across the river...

But sometimes it is so gasp-inducing we must speak out... :)
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DUmmie GravityCollapse, here is some free legal advice:

1) Obey 0bama in all things.
2) When you don't obey 0bama, report on yourself immediately  and read the public confession 0bama writes for you and beg and grovel for mercy.
3) Even if you obey 0bama in everything, he just may not like you, in which case, suck it up. Enjoy the gulag. 0bama wouldn't put you there for no reason.
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Sun Mar 24, 2013, 03:50 AM

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4. We spent the whole night talking about queer theory.


And about how we were both pansexual and it didn't matter. Like we connected on that level that's hard to describe.
 
I wasn't expecting anything out of the discussion other than revelation. We were just being totally honest and it was wonderful. And the kiss...

He buggered a teenage boy is my guess.

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Pansexual

There's nothing worse than getting caught having sex with the pots and pans. ::)
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He buggered a teenage boy is my guess.
In other words, manipulated, molested, and threatened. And then felt like he did the his victim a favor.
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Does this sound like the armyofwalgreens DUmmy?  It's the same school.

16.  armyowalgreens, also known as the militant gigolo primitive and now mausoleumed; a les risibles primitive.  The militant gigolo primitive was (is) ostensibly a freshman at Arizona State University (or the University of Arizona; I forget which), who had some exciting times this past summer living in a house with other deadbeats, and some interesting confrontations with the landlord.

Then the militant gigolo primitive, ostensibly a waiter at a Village Inn restaurant in Tempe, Arizona, moved into a college dormitory, and got busted constantly for minor-in-possession-of-beer, and sassing law enforcement.

The kid was way out of his league with the bitter old Vermontese cali primitive:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,30758.0/

The college freshman know-it-all socialist:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,33452.0/

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,34240.0/

And then the mausoleuming:

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,35730.0/
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Well he'll be getting free prostate checks soon enough.

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He buggered a teenage boy is my guess.
Then he needs to consult with the drunken DUmmy William Pitt, who had a similar problem a several years ago.

He was blacklisted from his substitute teaching job, and hasn't earned a dime since, but he somehow avoided prison.

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Then he needs to consult with the drunken DUmmy William Pitt, who had a similar problem a several years ago.

He was blacklisted from his substitute teaching job, and hasn't earned a dime since, but he somehow avoided prison.
What about the bouncer gig at "Bukowski's" :rofl:
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What about the bouncer gig at "Bukowski's" :rofl:

Didn't Wee Willy "work" for free beer, stale peanuts, and half-smoked cigarettes he found on the ground in the alley behind the bar?
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Does this sound like the armyofwalgreens DUmmy?  It's the same school.


Whoa.

Not only the same college, but a similar style in writing, a couple of years older.

You may be on to something here.
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What about the bouncer gig at "Bukowski's" :rofl:

One of these days I'm going to visit that bar. Maybe Ill get lucky and spot a wild Pitt in its natural habitat. 

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I need free advice for a criminal offense and I don't know where to go.
Arizona State University use to give free legal advice to it's students. But that program was terminated.

I don't have much money. So I cannot afford a private attorney.

Do public defender's offices generally give out free advice without taking on the case?

Stupid dummie. Really stupid dummie. Really, really stupid dummie.

Point number 1:  Do not break the law and you will not need a lawyer
Point number 2: Sounds to me like you have broken the law before and used the ASU attorney program
Point number 3: You were too stupid to not break the law again
Point number 4: You got busted
Point number 5: Sucks to be you dumbass, hope you get sent up to the big house, maybe you will learn this time.

Loser.  :loser:
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Does this sound like the armyofwalgreens DUmmy?  It's the same school.


It is him:

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Posts: 2,086  Sigh...got a ticket for lane splitting.

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I was maybe 500 feet from my exit and traffic was at a standstill. I just wanted to get off the damn freeway.

We seriously need to revise laws on lane splitting.
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It is him:

http://www.svrider.com/forum/showthread.php?t=191385&highlight=

Uhoh -- I bet were gonna get a DUmmy a Pizza with extra PPRoni. Oh well...   :rotf: