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Offline Ralph Wiggum

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Taverner kicks ass at job interview, waits on piss test
« on: May 22, 2013, 12:38:06 PM »
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I KICKED ASS ON TODAY'S INTERVIEW!! YAY ME!
 
Seriously, I was great

I move to the next step now...

Obviously the next step is passing the drug test.  Wait for a post on Friday or so lamenting that he didn't get the job.
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Re: Taverner kicks ass at job interview, waits on piss test
« Reply #1 on: May 22, 2013, 12:42:10 PM »
This is going to be fun in short order.
Coach needs to stick this on top so we can watch.
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Re: Taverner kicks ass at job interview, waits on piss test
« Reply #2 on: May 22, 2013, 12:44:28 PM »
He posted that in mid-evening last night, and never came back to the thread.  No surprise there.  He doesn't say what the job is, either.  Hey Taverner, did ya tell them that you were a Capital C Communist? 
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Re: Taverner kicks ass at job interview, waits on piss test
« Reply #3 on: May 22, 2013, 12:45:32 PM »
He finally decided to go the ghey pr0n route, eh?
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« Reply #4 on: May 22, 2013, 12:49:01 PM »
Taverner's urine has so much spillover opiods, it made junkies of the sewer gators!


"Gimme a fix, man!"
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Re: Taverner kicks ass at job interview, waits on piss test
« Reply #5 on: May 22, 2013, 12:54:45 PM »
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on May 22, 2013, 12:45:32 PM
He finally decided to go the ghey pr0n route, eh?



Taverner's a worn out catcher's mitt. He has limited career opportunities.
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Re: Taverner kicks ass at job interview, waits on piss test
« Reply #6 on: May 22, 2013, 12:58:13 PM »
There was no job interview.

Kregel didn't lose his job, he never had a job.

Come on, he's an intravenous drug addict.

The only people who lie as often as DUmp democrats are intravenous drug addicts.
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Re: Taverner kicks ass at job interview, waits on piss test
« Reply #7 on: May 22, 2013, 03:20:28 PM »
"I had a great interview....I was sober enough to hit the piss cup"
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Re: Taverner kicks ass at job interview, waits on piss test
« Reply #8 on: May 22, 2013, 04:49:56 PM »
Well, he's an excellent socialist salesman, you know.



would you hire that ?
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« Reply #9 on: May 22, 2013, 05:02:31 PM »
Quote from: Tess Anderson on May 22, 2013, 04:49:56 PM
Well, he's an excellent socialist salesman, you know.

would you hire that ?

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Re: Taverner kicks ass at job interview, waits on piss test
« Reply #10 on: May 22, 2013, 07:26:47 PM »
Quote from: Tess Anderson on May 22, 2013, 04:49:56 PM
Well, he's an excellent socialist salesman, you know.



would you hire that ?

A face made for telephone sales.
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Re: Taverner kicks ass at job interview, waits on piss test
« Reply #11 on: May 22, 2013, 07:55:31 PM »
Mickey D's must be desperate.
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« Reply #12 on: May 22, 2013, 08:08:47 PM »
He looks like Billy Bob Thorton in Sling Blade.
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Re: Taverner kicks ass at job interview, waits on piss test
« Reply #13 on: May 22, 2013, 08:46:06 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on May 22, 2013, 07:26:47 PM
A face made for telephone sales.

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11. Keep us informed. Don't stop now!

Well, apparently he's stopped.....
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Re: Taverner kicks ass at job interview, waits on piss test
« Reply #14 on: May 23, 2013, 04:14:57 AM »
Quote from: Airwolf on May 22, 2013, 07:55:31 PM
Mickey D's must be desperate.

Well, he could be in North Dakota . . . where they really are that desperate for workers.
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Re: Taverner kicks ass at job interview, waits on piss test
« Reply #15 on: May 23, 2013, 06:06:16 AM »
Quote from: thundley4 on May 22, 2013, 08:08:47 PM
He looks like Billy Bob Thorton in Sling Blade.

But not in a good way.
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Re: Taverner kicks ass at job interview, waits on piss test
« Reply #16 on: May 23, 2013, 07:31:30 AM »
Quote from: thundley4 on May 22, 2013, 08:08:47 PM
He looks like Billy Bob Thorton in Sling Blade.




OMG he does!  :rotf:
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Re: Taverner kicks ass at job interview, waits on piss test
« Reply #17 on: May 23, 2013, 07:56:40 AM »
Quote from: Gina on May 23, 2013, 07:31:30 AM
OMG he does!  :rotf:

I dunno.

I think he looks pretty ugly.

If I looked like that, I'd use a razor blade, and not for shaving either.
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Re: Taverner kicks ass at job interview, waits on piss test
« Reply #18 on: May 23, 2013, 08:59:41 AM »
ZERO bongs.

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