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Offline JakeStyle

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rsmith#### has yet another bouncy
« on: May 20, 2013, 11:11:45 PM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022875789

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Blew A Family Values Pastor Away Today..


He was talking to someone about the sacredness of family values to someone while waiting for the oil change on his car.

So I asked him "how did the first daughter come to be" he said she was born of Eve in which I said but the Bible says nothing of any other children except for Cain and Abel. I then said wouldnt it have had to been incest between the sons and Eve.

That is when the needle in his head started to skip and he couldnt speak a coherent thought. I then said you have to admit the bible doesn't tell the whole story and is fatally flawed.

He just told me to pray on it,I recommended he pray more.

 :whatever:

He's always in the right place at the right time to smackdown a freeper.
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Re: rsmith#### has yet another bouncy
« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2013, 11:32:13 PM »
Quote from: JakeStyle on May 20, 2013, 11:11:45 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022875789

 :whatever:

He's always in the right place at the right time to smackdown a freeper.

SO... rsmithnumbers was at the Jiffy Lube, when he heard a stranger he knew to be a "family values pastor" (wearing a clerical collar and button saying "Ask me about family values", perhaps?) talking to another stranger about "sacredness of family values".... while getting his oil changed. rsmithnumbers butted into the private conversation between two strangers, and, using one of the oldest and stupidest arguments against biblical literalism, caused said family values pastor to become "unable to speak a coherent thought".

Riiiiiight.
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Re: rsmith#### has yet another bouncy
« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2013, 11:54:51 PM »
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So I asked him "how did the first daughter come to be" he said she was born of Eve in which I said but the Bible says nothing of any other children except for Cain and Abel. I then said wouldnt it have had to been incest between the sons and Eve.

Biblically illiterate too, it seems:


Genesis 5:4

New International Version (NIV)

 
4 After Seth was born, Adam lived 800 years and had other sons and daughters.
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Re: rsmith#### has yet another bouncy
« Reply #3 on: May 21, 2013, 12:09:03 AM »
In the history of bouncy reading, this is the least believable and most patently stupid bouncy I've ever read.  It's utterly brilliant.  Five bongs!  :stoner: :stoner: :stoner: :stoner: :stoner:

I was in disbelief that anyone could be so stupid as to believe a word of it, until I rowed over to check out the rest of the campfire.  


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niyad (24,096 posts)  Tue May 21, 2013, 12:16 AM

6. I just point out that it was about the first piece of political propoganda written (intended to

destroy the indigenous systems of belief), not to mention how much of it is plagiarized. it is fun watching their widdle heads explode.

Please school us, oh great and mighty niyad primitive!  Tell us more, so that we may learn! ::) :rofl:  



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Re: rsmith#### has yet another bouncy
« Reply #4 on: May 21, 2013, 06:45:20 AM »
I am planning a vacation this summer that just happens to be to a rather liberal part of the country.  Please, Please, allow me to be approached by a dummie.  Boston was a blast when I was there during the den convention when Kerry was the nominee,  like shooting fish in a barrel.  Unfortunately, Kansas does not provide a target rich environment.  College kids do not count.
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You see, I don't care you how feel.  I really don't.  More importantly, neither does anyone else.  Only about 200 people on a planet of 7 billion actually care about your feelings, and that's if you're lucky.  The sooner you grasp this lesson, the better off you will be.  And since almost no one gives a damn what you do, say, think, or feel, appealing to your feelings when you encounter differences of opinion is not only illogical, but useless.

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Re: rsmith#### has yet another bouncy
« Reply #5 on: May 21, 2013, 06:52:38 AM »
Quote from: Doc Savage on May 21, 2013, 06:45:20 AM
I am planning a vacation this summer that just happens to be to a rather liberal part of the country.  Please, Please, allow me to be approached by a dummie.  Boston was a blast when I was there during the den convention when Kerry was the nominee,  like shooting fish in a barrel.  Unfortunately, Kansas does not provide a target rich environment.  College kids do not count.

Threadjack:

What part of Kansas, doc? I am spitting distance from Ft Riley.
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Re: rsmith#### has yet another bouncy
« Reply #6 on: May 21, 2013, 06:59:58 AM »
Quote from: Tess Anderson on May 20, 2013, 11:54:51 PM
Biblically illiterate too, it seems:


Genesis 5:4

New International Version (NIV)

 
4 After Seth was born, Adam lived 800 years and had other sons and daughters.


You beat me to it.  I've had to knock this talking point down before using the same passage.  It's like shooting fish in a barrel.
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Re: rsmith#### has yet another bouncy
« Reply #7 on: May 21, 2013, 07:01:46 AM »
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niyad (24,096 posts)  Tue May 21, 2013, 12:16 AM
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not to mention how much of it is plagiarized.

From what, you flippin' retard?


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College kids do not count.

I think I ran into one that made it to four potato.  Summa Cum Laude, I guess.
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Re: rsmith#### has yet another bouncy
« Reply #8 on: May 21, 2013, 07:15:56 AM »
Quote from: 98ZJUSMC on May 21, 2013, 07:01:46 AM
From what, you flippin' retard?

The DUmbass used the word "plagiarized", which is definitely not correct.

The Old Testament contains stories found in Canaanite mythology, which predated the Israelites. The Quartz Hill School of Theology has a good lecture   here.
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Re: rsmith#### has yet another bouncy
« Reply #9 on: May 21, 2013, 07:29:21 AM »
DUmbasses, please stop falling for these stupid bouncies.  They've made you into an internet laughingstock.  Oil change garages, grocery stores, and RSmith should all be red flags for you. 


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...stranger he knew to be a "family values pastor" (wearing a clerical collar and button saying "Ask me about family values", perhaps?)...
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Re: rsmith#### has yet another bouncy
« Reply #10 on: May 21, 2013, 07:47:00 AM »
Quote from: Big Dog on May 21, 2013, 06:52:38 AM
Threadjack:

What part of Kansas, doc? I am spitting distance from Ft Riley.

Just south of Wichita
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Re: rsmith#### has yet another bouncy
« Reply #11 on: May 21, 2013, 08:03:45 AM »
According to Darwin, how did gays come to be and how will they propagate?
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Re: rsmith#### has yet another bouncy
« Reply #12 on: May 21, 2013, 08:04:33 AM »
Quote from: Doc Savage on May 21, 2013, 07:47:00 AM
Just south of Wichita

How did you do with the tornadoes earlier this week?

I don't know if you saw it, but Marv, Eupher, and I are talking about meeting at the Kansas City Bacon Festival in August.
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Re: rsmith#### has yet another bouncy
« Reply #13 on: May 21, 2013, 09:01:29 AM »
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Re: rsmith#### has yet another bouncy
« Reply #14 on: May 21, 2013, 09:25:31 AM »
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on May 21, 2013, 08:03:45 AM
According to Darwin, how did gays come to be and how will they propagate?

Charles Darwin did not write anything about homosexuality. He wrote about evolution and natural selection, neither of which result from homosexual behavior.

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Re: rsmith#### has yet another bouncy
« Reply #15 on: May 21, 2013, 09:49:20 AM »
Oh noes!!!  He's turned another man of the cloth into an atheist!!!

 :runaway:

Now the preacherman sees the error of his ways.

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