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Offline Kimberly

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Thirty year old loser living with parents scores
« on: May 16, 2013, 12:13:49 AM »
Hawaiian vacation with parents


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Going to Hawaii (Kauai) in a few weeks. Any recommendations?
 
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Don't feel I deserve it given my current mental and other problems, having dropped 2 courses at university and all my other severe depression issues, staying at home doing nothing, but the holiday was booked by my parents some time ago.

Anyway we will be visiting Kauai for approximately 9 days. We visited the Big Island a few years ago and had a fantastic time. I'm not in the loop as to what we have planned exactly but I'm pretty sure we want to see Waimea Canyon for one. I personally LOVE snorkelling if there's lots of coral and fish to see, there were some fantastic spots on the Big Island. I wish I hand't put on as many pounds as I have though, embarrassing. 

Any suggestions on what we should see, where we should eat, anything that's a MUST do? Not a huge fan of the overly touristy stuff unless it's really worth it.

Thanks.

In case you've forgotten, here's Locutos' tale of woe. Meanwhile, the midst of all this angst Mr. Dateless and Depressive is going on his second parental sponsored Hawaiian vacation. Everyone's life should be so hard.  ::)
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Re: Thirty year old loser living with parents scores
« Reply #1 on: May 16, 2013, 12:22:31 AM »
Hawaii (or, as written by pretentious DUmpmonkeys, Hawai'i) will be even more depressing.

He has no chance of nailing a hula dancer.
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Re: Thirty year old loser living with parents scores
« Reply #2 on: May 16, 2013, 05:57:27 AM »
Had to read this twice...the tiles confused me.
The DUmmy did not score. He is going on vacation with his parents.

There will not be any scoring. He will go where his parents say he is going. Parents are drawing the plans, not the offspring. DUmmy will NOT be bring a girl to the hotel room.

No hot beach babes for Locut0s.
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Re: Thirty year old loser living with parents scores
« Reply #3 on: May 16, 2013, 06:59:24 AM »
I have never seen so many pussified men worried about their weight.
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Re: Thirty year old loser living with parents scores
« Reply #4 on: May 16, 2013, 07:08:42 AM »
I can't imagine why the DUmmy is soliciting tips from the other DUmmies about where to go and what to see, since the DUmmy is just going to be tagging along behind mom and dad anyway.

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Re: Thirty year old loser living with parents scores
« Reply #5 on: May 16, 2013, 07:20:42 AM »
Quote from: Gina on May 16, 2013, 06:59:24 AM
I have never seen so many pussified men worried about their weight.

No Shit!

You know these creteans have bigger problems than just "depression" when the women they know have a larger "pair" than they do!  :lmao:

I could make a fortune renting single-use handguns to these morons.
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Re: Thirty year old loser living with parents scores
« Reply #6 on: May 16, 2013, 07:57:24 AM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on May 16, 2013, 05:57:27 AM
Had to read this twice...the tiles confused me.
The DUmmy did not score. He is going on vacation with his parents.

There will not be any scoring. He will go where his parents say he is going. Parents are drawing the plans, not the offspring. DUmmy will NOT be bring a girl to the hotel room.

No hot beach babes for Locut0s.

I would say that he scored in the fact he's won an all expense paid vacation to Hawaii.  As to him not bringing a girl to the hotel room .... I don't think that would happen even if his parents weren't there.  Heh.

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Re: Thirty year old loser living with parents scores
« Reply #7 on: May 16, 2013, 07:58:38 AM »
Mr. Mannn is absolutely correct; there will be no scoring.  Not with mom & dad hovering.

How funny and pathetic is that, that he's "out of the loop" when it comes to the planning?  I am forming what I believe to be an accurate portrait of these parents, particularly the mother.  She adores the fact that he's overweight and utterly dependent; he will remain her baby for life.  My first MIL had a brother like this, I've seen it up close and personal.  
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Re: Thirty year old loser living with parents scores
« Reply #8 on: May 16, 2013, 08:06:30 AM »
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given my current mental and other problems,

Seems to be a common recurrence among DUmmies.
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Re: Thirty year old loser living with parents scores
« Reply #9 on: May 16, 2013, 08:13:23 AM »
Quote from: Texacon on May 16, 2013, 07:57:24 AM
I would say that he scored in the fact he's won an all expense paid vacation to Hawaii.  As to him not bringing a girl to the hotel room .... I don't think that would happen even if his parents weren't there.  Heh.

KC

Yep.

Besides his inflatable girl folds up and fits nicely in his carry-on. There's even room for the bicycle inner-tube repair kit.
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Re: Thirty year old loser living with parents scores
« Reply #10 on: May 16, 2013, 08:49:34 AM »
Quote from: Tucker on May 16, 2013, 08:13:23 AM
Yep.

Besides his inflatable girl folds up and fits nicely in his carry-on. There's even room for the bicycle inner-tube repair kit.

Are you sure he's gonna need that now?  I mean, he admits to packing on a bunch o poundage ... as Vesta would say; "Where's the dick?!"

 :lmao:

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Re: Thirty year old loser living with parents scores
« Reply #11 on: May 16, 2013, 08:50:37 AM »
Maybe he can hook up with DUmmy greenbriar.
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Re: Thirty year old loser living with parents scores
« Reply #12 on: May 16, 2013, 09:06:47 AM »
How many more classes can he possibly have?  At what point do you say, okay, college isn't working out, time to get a job?  :mental:

You go ahead and enjoy your trip to Hawaii.  My friends and I are planning a trip to Croatia for next summer  :yahoo:
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Re: Thirty year old loser living with parents scores
« Reply #13 on: May 16, 2013, 10:12:54 AM »
Should I bring out the red head guy again?  :-)
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Re: Thirty year old loser living with parents scores
« Reply #14 on: May 16, 2013, 10:18:17 AM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on May 16, 2013, 05:57:27 AM
DUmmy will NOT be bring a girl to the hotel room.

No hot beach babes for Locut0s.

I'm pretty sure he'll be sharing a room with his parents.
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Re: Thirty year old loser living with parents scores
« Reply #15 on: May 16, 2013, 10:26:10 AM »
Going to DU for life advice.  :mental: :wtf2:
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Re: Thirty year old loser living with parents scores
« Reply #16 on: May 16, 2013, 10:27:32 AM »
I think he should use the money and go to the Mustang Ranch in NV.

That would cure what ails him.
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Re: Thirty year old loser living with parents scores
« Reply #17 on: May 16, 2013, 10:34:04 AM »
JohnnyReb gets out his crystal ball.....the haze lifts.....I can see clearly now.....DUmmie marries a vaccum cleaner and gets head for the rest of his life.
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Re: Thirty year old loser living with parents scores
« Reply #18 on: May 16, 2013, 10:34:56 AM »
Quote from: Dori on May 16, 2013, 10:27:32 AM
I think he should use the money and go to the Mustang Ranch in NV.

It's unlikely he'd even get lucky there.

The only way he'll get laid is if someone gives him Sarah Imaboobi's number.
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Re: Thirty year old loser living with parents scores
« Reply #19 on: May 16, 2013, 10:36:18 AM »
Quote from: Celtic Rose on May 16, 2013, 09:06:47 AM
You go ahead and enjoy your trip to Hawaii.  My friends and I are planning a trip to Croatia for next summer 
Hmm... Hawaii, Croatia.  Hawaii, Croatia.

Tough choice.
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Re: Thirty year old loser living with parents scores
« Reply #20 on: May 16, 2013, 10:38:42 AM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on May 16, 2013, 10:34:56 AM
It's unlikely he'd even get lucky there.

The only way he'll get laid is if someone gives him Sarah Imaboobi's number.

But he's still a virgin.  Maybe they have specials. 
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Re: Thirty year old loser living with parents scores
« Reply #21 on: May 16, 2013, 11:23:55 AM »
Yeah, but when they find out he has teh crazee spermz, they'll charge double.

Seriously, you're going to Kauai and you don't want to do "touristy" shit?  Newsflash, DUmmie--IT'S ALL TOURISTY SHIT!!!
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Re: Thirty year old loser living with parents scores
« Reply #22 on: May 16, 2013, 11:55:31 AM »
Quote from: NHSparky on May 16, 2013, 11:23:55 AM
Yeah, but when they find out he has teh crazee spermz, they'll charge double.

Seriously, you're going to Kauai and you don't want to do "touristy" shit?  Newsflash, DUmmie--IT'S ALL TOURISTY SHIT!!!

Maybe he could get a tour of Obama's new home and post pics at the DUmp.



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Re: Thirty year old loser living with parents scores
« Reply #23 on: May 16, 2013, 12:17:50 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on May 16, 2013, 10:34:56 AM
It's unlikely he'd even get lucky there.

The only way he'll get laid is if someone gives him Sarah Imaboobi's number.

Won't work

She only goes for bullying, abusive, self-centered, rich rethugs.
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Re: Thirty year old loser living with parents scores
« Reply #24 on: May 16, 2013, 01:10:16 PM »
Quote from: Dori on May 16, 2013, 11:55:31 AM
Maybe he could get a tour of Obama's new home and post pics at the DUmp.





Dori dearest, he said Kauai, not Kenya.
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