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Offline ColonelCarrots

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Swedish man dies from sex...
« on: May 15, 2013, 10:48:53 AM »
with a hornet's nest.

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Around noon on Monday in Sweden an alarm was sounded when "Hasse", a man the age of 35, lay unconscious on his farm outside Ystad. An hour later he would be dead.

"Hasse" which was known in Ystad tavern circles, had a total of 146 wasp sting on the body including 54 on his genitals and scrotum. He was so bloated that a neighbor thought it was a whale carcasses lying on the lawn.

More at the link. Surprised this wasn't in Florida. I want to believe it is a hoax.
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Re: Swedish man dies from sex...
« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2013, 12:25:33 PM »
another Darwin Award winner.
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Re: Swedish man dies from sex...
« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2013, 12:44:01 PM »
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a neighbor thought it was a whale carcasses lying on the lawn

Lying in the sun with his little Swede stuck in a hornet's nest, and looking "like a whale carcass".

Death with dignity!
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Re: Swedish man dies from sex...
« Reply #3 on: May 15, 2013, 02:29:15 PM »
...with a smile on his face!  :rofl:
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Re: Swedish man dies from sex...
« Reply #4 on: May 15, 2013, 02:37:26 PM »
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  Angry animal rights activists have reacted strongly to the event and on multiple forums you can read about how they are concerned about the personal rights and freedoms of the hornets. 

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Re: Swedish man dies from sex...
« Reply #5 on: May 16, 2013, 05:44:05 PM »
It is against the law and Bible to engage in bestiality. Just saying.
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Re: Swedish man dies from sex...
« Reply #6 on: May 16, 2013, 05:48:01 PM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on May 16, 2013, 05:44:05 PM
It is against the law and Bible to engage in bestiality. Just saying.

Is it bestiality to poke the hive, if you don't poke any of the hornets inside?
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Re: Swedish man dies from sex...
« Reply #7 on: May 16, 2013, 06:34:33 PM »
Quote from: ColonelCarrots on May 15, 2013, 10:48:53 AM
More at the link. Surprised this wasn't in Florida. I want to believe it is a hoax.

http://metro.co.uk/2013/05/15/man-reportedly-tries-to-have-sex-with-hornets-nest-and-dies-3760129/

Looks like you're right.
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Re: Swedish man dies from sex...
« Reply #8 on: May 16, 2013, 06:37:58 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on May 16, 2013, 06:34:33 PM
http://metro.co.uk/2013/05/15/man-reportedly-tries-to-have-sex-with-hornets-nest-and-dies-3760129/

Looks like you're right.

SHOOT!.....and all the DUmmie menz wanted to know if it made his dick bigger.
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Re: Swedish man dies from sex...
« Reply #9 on: May 16, 2013, 06:48:40 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on May 16, 2013, 06:37:58 PM
SHOOT!.....and all the DUmmie menz wanted to know if it made his dick bigger.

His name was "Haase Hard-on"!

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Re: Swedish man dies from sex...
« Reply #10 on: May 17, 2013, 01:07:15 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on May 16, 2013, 05:48:01 PM
Is it bestiality to poke the hive, if you don't poke any of the hornets inside?

EEEEEWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!! :puke:
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Re: Swedish man dies from sex...
« Reply #11 on: May 18, 2013, 09:23:01 PM »
Hmmm. Not sorry for his loss. Darwin and all.
Still he did receive a stinging rebuke before the end.
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