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Offline Tess Anderson

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Taverner finds it funny to be a (unemployed) socialist salesman
« on: May 14, 2013, 06:09:15 PM »
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I thought this little bitch was just fired from his sales job:

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This is funny. I am a sales dude, who is a socialist.

 I work best in environments where I am competing - not because I compete well, but because I don't look behind me. I don't care. I get the job done. And that means closing the sale.
 
I have seen over-eager sales dudes bite the dust. For some reason, despite the fact that they don't bring in sales (usually for annoying the customer to death) - they still get hired.
 
I take the attitude that if they qualify, they should be a closer.

Over eager sales dudes think they don't have to qualify - if they have a budget they should be a closer.
 
As a result, I bring in more sales, yet because I don't hold the "sell Eskimos freezers" attitude I save valuable time, looking for qualifiers.
 
But yet, I am not part of the "club"


Oh I got invited to "club" but something business always came up (LOL) so I didn't go
 
And yes, I really am a Socialist.


they don't make  'em toughter than tav here.
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Re: Taverner finds it funny to be a (unemployed) socialist salesman
« Reply #1 on: May 14, 2013, 06:22:55 PM »
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This is funny. I am a sales dude, who is a socialist.
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4. I was a sales dude and a socialist

Sales dude?  What's wrong with salesman or I worked in sales?
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Re: Taverner finds it funny to be a (unemployed) socialist salesman
« Reply #2 on: May 14, 2013, 06:24:54 PM »
Tavernturd is shopping for DUmp cred....again.
DUde, you're a looser.  :loser:
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Re: Taverner finds it funny to be a (unemployed) socialist salesman
« Reply #3 on: May 14, 2013, 06:51:14 PM »
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This is funny. I am a sales dude, who is a socialist.

Be sure to tell them that in your next interview, dipshit.

BTW, it's not a mystery why you suck at it and get fired all the damn time. Your attitude sucks.
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Re: Taverner finds it funny to be a (unemployed) socialist salesman
« Reply #4 on: May 14, 2013, 06:51:59 PM »
Ya just know this is a bouncy.

If Tavs could actually close more sales that the full time guys...he would have a job, getting bonuses and stuff.
If Tavs could actually hold a job, then his wife and kids wouldn't have left him.
If Tavs had a wife and kids who wanted to be near him, he might be respectable, and responsible.
If Tavs could function in society,he wouldn't be posting at DU, nor would he be a socialist.

Instead, Tavs is a drug addict who leaches off a capitalist society's generosity. Socialists would have shot lazy, good for nothings like him long ago.

Not Buying it Tavs. You got canned, fired from a temp job where expectations are not that high. Chances are good your company never trusted you with a sales position.

Tavs you are a DUer. and that means, liar.
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Re: Taverner finds it funny to be a (unemployed) socialist salesman
« Reply #5 on: May 14, 2013, 06:53:13 PM »
Taverner closing a sale: "Would you like fries with that sir?"
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Re: Taverner finds it funny to be a (unemployed) socialist salesman
« Reply #6 on: May 14, 2013, 06:54:08 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on May 14, 2013, 06:51:59 PM
Ya just know this is a bouncy.

If Tavs could actually close more sales that the full time guys...he would have a job, getting bonuses and stuff.
If Tavs could actually hold a job, then his wife and kids wouldn't have left him.
If Tavs had a wife and kids who wanted to be near him, he might be respectable, and responsible.
If Tavs could function in society,he wouldn't be posting at DU, nor would he be a socialist.

Instead, Tavs is a drug addict who leaches off a capitalist society's generosity. Socialists would have shot lazy, good for nothings like him long ago.

Not Buying it Tavs. You got canned, fired from a temp job where expectations are not that high. Chances are good your company never trusted you with a sales position.

Tavs you are a DUer. and that means, liar.

If he only had a brain as well.
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Re: Taverner finds it funny to be a (unemployed) socialist salesman
« Reply #7 on: May 14, 2013, 07:18:20 PM »
He's a great salesman whose piss melted the sample cup.

And I have a hunch the sales position was in a big warehouse with a thousand tiny cubicles and a thousand telephone lines.

"Hello, this is Mark, from credit card services. There's nothing wrong with your account...."
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Re: Taverner finds it funny to be a (unemployed) socialist salesman
« Reply #8 on: May 14, 2013, 07:23:38 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on May 14, 2013, 06:53:13 PM
Taverner closing a sale: "Would you like fries with that sir?"

Good one.

Awesome.
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Re: Taverner finds it funny to be a (unemployed) socialist salesman
« Reply #9 on: May 14, 2013, 07:30:07 PM »
Taverner at his "sales job":

[youtube=425,350]oWqBXrYaJRg[/youtube]


Sorry, Frank. You're missing Taverner at his best.
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Re: Taverner finds it funny to be a (unemployed) socialist salesman
« Reply #10 on: May 14, 2013, 07:47:55 PM »
Maybe Taverner is really, "Rachel" at "card member services."    I'll bet he has a high voice. :-)
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Re: Taverner finds it funny to be a (unemployed) socialist salesman
« Reply #11 on: May 14, 2013, 10:27:40 PM »
Quote from: Rebel on May 14, 2013, 07:30:07 PM
Taverner at his "sales job":

[youtube=425,350]oWqBXrYaJRg[/youtube]


Sorry, Frank. You're missing Taverner at his best.

I resent that post. Taverner has nothing to do with real working men and women such as this Burger King associate.  :hyper:
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Re: Taverner finds it funny to be a (unemployed) socialist salesman
« Reply #12 on: May 15, 2013, 09:56:21 AM »
In socialism there is no need for salesmen.....the government will tell you what you need, what you want and what you will pay.

THAT is why Taverner is a socialist....he knows he'll be unemployed and back onto government freebies.
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Re: Taverner finds it funny to be a (unemployed) socialist salesman
« Reply #13 on: May 15, 2013, 10:09:01 AM »
isn't this the DUde that just got fired. I would hate capitalism too if I was the bestest sales DUde ever and got fired.

What an idiot.
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