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Offline dandi

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Shoutout from Atman
« on: May 14, 2013, 03:49:35 PM »
You know he likes reading us.

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I truly hate to mention the site that shall be mentioned, but...
They talk so much about "The Dumpster" (their pet name for us), that each time I lurk there is an ad for WASTE MANAGEMENT or, the best, "WASTE OF AMERICA." Perfect. Love it! They're too stupid to even understand keywords.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022843052

Well yes, it is perfect, DUmbass, since the DUmpster is all about you, the oxygen wasters of America.

God, these people are stupid.
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Re: Shoutout from Atman
« Reply #1 on: May 14, 2013, 03:51:38 PM »
Uhm, aren't those ads tailored for what YOU'VE been searching for?  For instance mine show something I've been doing some research on.

(I don't think we're supposed to talk about Ad Club.  The first rule of Ad Club is we don't talk about it.)

Wonder what Atman has been researching!  LOL

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Re: Shoutout from Atman
« Reply #2 on: May 14, 2013, 03:55:19 PM »

     All it means is that Atman searches for 'Dumpster,' and adbots take note.

     The DUmmies don't typically note these things because gay midget porn involving minors is typically not advertised, and no adbots have any offers to match Google searches that are seven years old: "IMPEACH BUSH!"
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Re: Shoutout from Atman
« Reply #3 on: May 14, 2013, 03:59:54 PM »
Quote from: Texacon on May 14, 2013, 03:51:38 PM
Uhm, aren't those ads tailored for what YOU'VE been searching for? 
That's exactly what it does.  If Atman's dumb ass is seeing anything, it's coming from his own search history.
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Re: Shoutout from Atman
« Reply #4 on: May 14, 2013, 04:03:03 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on May 14, 2013, 03:59:54 PM
That's exactly what it does.  If Atman's dumb ass is seeing anything, it's coming from his own search history.

Another "own goal" for poor, retarded, unemployed, untalented Rob Atman.
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Re: Shoutout from Atman
« Reply #5 on: May 14, 2013, 04:42:25 PM »
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Re: Shoutout from Atman
« Reply #6 on: May 14, 2013, 04:46:38 PM »
I have a Jersey Mike's ad. I'm kinda hungry.
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Re: Shoutout from Atman
« Reply #7 on: May 14, 2013, 05:14:44 PM »
Oh noes! Waste product ads? I'm writhing in shame and agony...NOT.

Atman...whatever the ads may be...it doesn't hide the fact that WE ARE LAUGHING AT YOU!
That's why I come here, to see the latest poop-tossing from the monkeys at the DUMP.

If you really wanted to make us feel bad you would open a thread mining quotes from us. No rules at DU say you can't. But you never will. DU simply cannot tolerate the discussions of any other viewpoints.
CC posts make sense. We are not mentally ill like most of DU posters. We have jobs, and we pay our own way through life. There is nothing to mock here.

thanks Atman, for the latest laugh.   Your childish attempt at mockery amused me not for the mockery, but that you could only pick on an advertisement. You couldn't even laugh at a single post.
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Re: Shoutout from Atman
« Reply #8 on: May 14, 2013, 05:20:17 PM »
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but that you could only pick on an advertisement

Heh yeah,

An advertisement that originated from a cookie on its own pc, how funny is that?
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Re: Shoutout from Atman
« Reply #9 on: May 14, 2013, 05:24:21 PM »
Only two responses, just our old buddy Buzz Clik and Texas Toast's response:

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1. ibtl, but

I hear ya.

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2. They're such f***ing idiots, they think the ads are based on Google SEARCHES!

Last edited Tue May 14, 2013, 06:18 PM USA/ET - Edit history (1)

When, in fact, the ads displayed are based upon the keywords that show up in posts on their site. That is why every time they post "The Dumpster," the keyword "Dumpster" shows up in Google Adwords. That is why they get "Waste of America" ads.

I've had an Adwords account for years. The admins at the site that shall not be named are apparently too stupid to understand this. The ads displayed are based upon keywords that show up in posts, not upon anyone's searches.
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Re: Shoutout from Atman
« Reply #10 on: May 14, 2013, 05:24:26 PM »
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I truly hate to mention the site that shall be mentioned, but...
They talk so much about "The Dumpster" (their pet name for us), that each time I lurk there is an ad for WASTE MANAGEMENT or, the best, "WASTE OF AMERICA." Perfect. Love it! They're too stupid to even understand keywords.

I always knew you were a ****ing dumbass, that's QUITE apparent, but are you telling me you don't have even an inkling of understanding as to how Google Adsense works?
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Re: Shoutout from Atman
« Reply #11 on: May 14, 2013, 05:26:50 PM »
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Response to Buzz Clik (Reply #1)Tue May 14, 2013, 06:18 PM
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2. They're such f***ing idiots, they think the ads are based on Google SEARCHES!

Last edited Tue May 14, 2013, 06:18 PM USA/ET - Edit history (1)

When, in fact, the ads displayed are based upon the keywords that show up in posts on their site. That is why every time they post "The Dumpster," the keyword "Dumpster" shows up in Google Adwords. That is why they get "Waste of America" ads.

I've had an Adwords account for years. The admins at the site that shall not be named are apparently too stupid to understand this. The ads displayed are based upon keywords that show up in posts, not upon anyone's searches.


The Atman idiot should try surfing around a bit to see if the advertisements follow it around.

I mean just to see who the idiot is.
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Re: Shoutout from Atman
« Reply #12 on: May 14, 2013, 05:27:16 PM »
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2. They're such f***ing idiots, they think the ads are based on Google SEARCHES!

Last edited Tue May 14, 2013, 06:18 PM USA/ET - Edit history (1)

When, in fact, the ads displayed are based upon the keywords that show up in posts on their site. That is why every time they post "The Dumpster," the keyword "Dumpster" shows up in Google Adwords. That is why they get "Waste of America" ads.

I've had an Adwords account for years. The admins at the site that shall not be named are apparently too stupid to understand this. The ads displayed are based upon keywords that show up in posts, not upon anyone's searches.

No one thinks it has a damn thing to do with Google Search, you dumb ****ing idiot, but when the board is named "The DUmpster", well, it's not rocket science, you retarded chimp. I've never seen a waste management ad here. I'd like to see that. It's quite appropriate for the DUmpster. You can be the honorary trash man. The backup horn is beeping. Get your ass back on the truck.
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Re: Shoutout from Atman
« Reply #13 on: May 14, 2013, 05:27:32 PM »
I keep getting Domino's pizza ads. Must be from all the talk of pizzas delivered at the DUmp.

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Re: Shoutout from Atman
« Reply #14 on: May 14, 2013, 05:27:38 PM »
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2. They're such f***ing idiots, they think the ads are based on Google SEARCHES!

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Last edited Tue May 14, 2013, 06:18 PM USA/ET - Edit history (1)
When, in fact, the ads displayed are based upon the keywords that show up in posts on their site. That is why every time they post "The Dumpster," the keyword "Dumpster" shows up in Google Adwords. That is why they get "Waste of America" ads.

I've had an Adwords account for years. The admins at the site that shall not be named are apparently too stupid to understand this. The ads displayed are based upon keywords that show up in posts, not upon anyone's searches.

Talk about an IDIOT.  I was looking at Woodcraft yesterday and get what ad is on my screen now?  Woodcraft.

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Re: Shoutout from Atman
« Reply #15 on: May 14, 2013, 05:29:51 PM »
RageBoy speaks...
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2. They're such f***ing idiots, they think the ads are based on Google SEARCHES!

Last edited Tue May 14, 2013, 06:18 PM USA/ET - Edit history (1)

When, in fact, the ads displayed are based upon the keywords that show up in posts on their site. That is why every time they post "The Dumpster," the keyword "Dumpster" shows up in Google Adwords. That is why they get "Waste of America" ads.

I've had an Adwords account for years. The admins at the site that shall not be named are apparently too stupid to understand this. The ads displayed are based upon keywords that show up in posts, not upon anyone's searches.
Bwa Ha Ha Ha Ha.
Atman has NO clue. He has no idea of just what a laughing stock he is.
Come on, atman. Teach us another lesson! I'm really asking for it...
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Re: Shoutout from Atman
« Reply #16 on: May 14, 2013, 05:30:31 PM »
I have an equifax ad. Sounds about right. There's another thread in the DUmp talking about some DUmbass and his shitty credit.
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Re: Shoutout from Atman
« Reply #17 on: May 14, 2013, 05:31:22 PM »
Atman, I set'em up and manage them. Come "school" me, *****.
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Re: Shoutout from Atman
« Reply #18 on: May 14, 2013, 05:34:36 PM »
Hey Atman. You're full of it. take a gander...
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Re: Shoutout from Atman
« Reply #19 on: May 14, 2013, 05:37:42 PM »
and more...








Bottom line, Atman. You're full of sh!t. We win again.
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Re: Shoutout from Atman
« Reply #20 on: May 14, 2013, 05:38:55 PM »
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I truly hate to mention the site that shall be mentioned, but...
They talk so much about "The Dumpster" (their pet name for us), that each time I lurk there is an ad for WASTE MANAGEMENT or, the best, "WASTE OF AMERICA." Perfect. Love it! They're too stupid to even understand keywords.

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2. They're such f***ing idiots, they think the ads are based on Google SEARCHES!

When, in fact, the ads displayed are based upon the keywords that show up in posts on their site. That is why every time they post "The Dumpster," the keyword "Dumpster" shows up in Google Adwords. That is why they get "Waste of America" ads.

I've had an Adwords account for years. The admins at the site that shall not be named are apparently too stupid to understand this. The ads displayed are based upon keywords that show up in posts, not upon anyone's searches.


Wow, I just clicked on the DU link. He really is a ****ing idiot. I mean, that's a special kind of stupid right there.
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Re: Shoutout from Atman
« Reply #21 on: May 14, 2013, 05:41:00 PM »
If one was interested one could use ccleaner (thanks chris_) to clean up ones hard drive and get the default ads.

If one were inclined.
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Re: Shoutout from Atman
« Reply #22 on: May 14, 2013, 06:18:09 PM »

And Rob's not even trolling here. This, this, is why he should've won that award last year.
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Re: Shoutout from Atman
« Reply #23 on: May 14, 2013, 06:30:22 PM »
Pedro. does. not. have. a. clue.  :lmao:
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Re: Shoutout from Atman
« Reply #24 on: May 14, 2013, 06:32:55 PM »
Hey Atman.

**** you.
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