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Offline hillneck

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Re: DUmmy complains about mother's day.
« Reply #25 on: May 13, 2013, 01:35:43 PM »
As usual, the DUmbasses are just being a bunch of bitter F**ksticks.   :bird:
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Re: DUmmy complains about mother's day.
« Reply #26 on: May 13, 2013, 01:48:32 PM »
What a whiny bunch!  :mental:

Did someone hurt their feelings again????????

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Re: DUmmy complains about mother's day.
« Reply #27 on: May 13, 2013, 03:56:11 PM »

I feel that children of liberals should have their own day. It would be called Gosnell Avoidance Day and they could give their mom's cards that showed how happy they are that mom didn't get their spinal cords snipped shortly after birth. It would be celebrated every May 13th.
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Re: DUmmy complains about mother's day.
« Reply #28 on: May 13, 2013, 04:00:12 PM »
From the DUmp:

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Mon May 13, 2013, 02:50 PM
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how mother's day went with conservative family members...

Me: so how's grandma doing?

Conservative uncle: Benghazi!

Me: how about this weather we're having?

Conservative cousin: Benghazi!

Me: could you pass the cheesecake, please?

Conservative aunt: Benghazi! IRS!

Me: how about them Penguins, huh?

Conservative dad: IRS! Benghazi!


I really hate family get togethers anymore. 

HaHa!
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Re: Re: Re: DUmmy complains about mother's day.
« Reply #29 on: May 13, 2013, 04:19:22 PM »
Quote from: Karin on May 13, 2013, 04:00:12 PM
From the DUmp:

HaHa!

I just read that and laughed too!
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Re: DUmmy complains about mother's day.
« Reply #30 on: May 13, 2013, 05:10:06 PM »
They never quit with the bouncies.
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Re: DUmmy complains about mother's day.
« Reply #31 on: May 13, 2013, 06:45:42 PM »
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Why I Hate Mothers Day
Anne Lamott
It celebrates the great lie about women: That those with children are more important than those without

They are, actually, and in the same way that men who support or at least help protect mothers and children are more important than those who don't.

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