LOL... I would never shoot myself, though I would cuss up a storm somewhat.
The gist of the question, though, stands. If a republican had Benghazi, a tanking economy, donated billions to (say) oil companies who pissed the money away, lied to get bills passed, etc, what would happen to him? I personally think there are seven different instances of impeachment and two instances of criminal conduct that would be easily provable.
I am actually preparing an objective test in how people would react to certain stories..."objective" in the sense that I would prepare situations in which a Democrat did something, as well as the exact situation except it would be a Republican. I probably won't differentiate Republican between RINO's and conservative/libertarians, because that would be too much information for the average college student. But I'd be interested in seeing how like-minded socialists would describe what should happen to either type of person given the same political gaffe.