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Offline CG6468

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Only In Florida: Suspect, 37, Stabbed Boyfriend After He "Farted In Her Face"


A Florida woman explained to cops that she stabbed her boyfriend after he purposefully passed gas in her general direction.

Deborah Ann Burns, 37, told police that she was watching TV Tuesday night in the Immokalee home she shares with Willie Butler, her boyfriend of six years. Burns advised that, at one point, “Willie walked by her and farted in her face.”

He was just an artsy-fartsy guy.
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This woman had no sense of humor or had never farted in her own life.

Men/ woman and Farts, a normal thing for not just people but animals, a necessary part of life , my dog farts.

Never know when a gas bubble will sneak up on a person, some can hold it in but at times it gives no warning and just bursts forth.

Teaching a grand son to read I bought him "The little book of Farts "     Great book for a 5 year old tells why animals and people fart.  It takes all the fun out of farting at the dinner table.

Then the great Husbands that think it funny to throw a sheet over their wife's face and Fart.  Yes I had one of them but not for long. 

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I think it was a reasonable response.