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Offline Big Dog

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"Bad Influence" Babysitting
« on: May 10, 2013, 10:24:17 AM »
Velvet and I are going to watch Red's 5 year old grandson this evening. Red's daughter and her husband are going to Kansas City for a Royals game. I set Red up to go to the NRA Women and Guns day tomorrow at a range north of Manhattan, so she is going to stay tonight at her sister's in Manhattan. So, I volunteered to watch Dennis the Menace until his parents get back from the game.

I think I'm ready. I kid-proofed the house, and turned my couch into a kid's nest.

Healthy food: Hot dogs and chips, root beer floats.
Healthy entertainment: Godzilla movies.

It's gonna be interesting.
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Re: "Bad Influence" Babysitting
« Reply #1 on: May 10, 2013, 10:56:32 AM »
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Re: "Bad Influence" Babysitting
« Reply #2 on: May 10, 2013, 11:42:11 AM »
Give him a little espresso before he goes home.
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Re: "Bad Influence" Babysitting
« Reply #3 on: May 10, 2013, 12:22:22 PM »
LOL....Hope Dennis the Menace is past the "separation anxiety" stage for your sake.   That can be a pretty miserable time for both the sitter and the sittee.



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Re: "Bad Influence" Babysitting
« Reply #4 on: May 10, 2013, 12:31:07 PM »
Quote from: Dori on May 10, 2013, 12:22:22 PM
LOL....Hope Dennis the Menace is past the "separation anxiety" stage for your sake.   That can be a pretty miserable time for both the sitter and the sittee.

I'm ready.

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Re: "Bad Influence" Babysitting
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Re: "Bad Influence" Babysitting
« Reply #6 on: May 10, 2013, 12:56:23 PM »
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Re: "Bad Influence" Babysitting
« Reply #7 on: May 10, 2013, 06:05:26 PM »
Sugar the kid up before you hand him back.  :cheersmate:

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Re: "Bad Influence" Babysitting
« Reply #8 on: May 10, 2013, 07:16:17 PM »
Watching Godzilla vs. Megalon, eating ice cream.

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Re: "Bad Influence" Babysitting
« Reply #9 on: May 10, 2013, 07:17:38 PM »
Quote from: Mr Mannn on May 10, 2013, 06:05:26 PM
Sugar the kid up before you hand him back.  :cheersmate:

Oh, yeah.

Grapes, ice cream, and root beer.

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Re: "Bad Influence" Babysitting
« Reply #10 on: May 11, 2013, 09:14:40 AM »
You have figure a way to get a puppy in there, before sending him home.
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Re: "Bad Influence" Babysitting
« Reply #11 on: May 11, 2013, 09:26:17 AM »
Quote from: Rick on May 11, 2013, 09:14:40 AM
You have figure a way to get a puppy in there, before sending him home.

I think Velvet would have gladly gone home with him. They had a great time.

Dennis the Menace went 100 miles an hour until about 8 o'clock, when he fell asleep on the couch before the end of Godzilla vs. Megalon. It was like flipping a light switch. Velvet camped out in front of the couch. I celebrated by having a second root beer float.

His folks picked him up a little after midnight.

I'll have that kid smoking cigars and ogling boobiez before they know it!

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