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Re: Permanently Unemployed DUmmy rsmithnumbers Gets An Unpaid Position
« Reply #25 on: May 10, 2013, 06:34:26 AM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on May 09, 2013, 08:54:43 PM
Actually, I'm not sure of his exact age, but I believe DUmmy rsmithnumbers is somewhere around mid-fifties to maybe sixty years old.

You may recall that the horrific cover letter he wrote for his wife's resume mentioned that she was a grandmother.

Nevertheless, this unpaid job picking up candy wrappers and cleaning up after dogs around the town gazebo is the high point of his life.

His parents must be SO proud!   :lmao:
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Re: Permanently Unemployed DUmmy rsmithnumbers Gets An Unpaid Position
« Reply #26 on: May 10, 2013, 08:21:03 AM »
His parents are long dead.  The dude's old. 

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Re: Permanently Unemployed DUmmy rsmithnumbers Gets An Unpaid Position
« Reply #27 on: May 10, 2013, 09:02:32 AM »
Quote from: Karin on May 10, 2013, 08:21:03 AM
His parents are long dead.  The dude's old. 

Oh my God. 

Yeah.  I needed a mental barf bag on that one myself.
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Re: Permanently Unemployed DUmmy rsmithnumbers Gets An Unpaid Position
« Reply #28 on: May 10, 2013, 12:38:24 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on May 09, 2013, 12:37:45 PM
I'm not sure, but the permanently unemployed DUmmy rsmithnumbers may be even more illiterate now than when he wrote that infamous cover letter for his wife's resume:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022817999

What an opportunity for DUmmy rsmithnumbers!

If he does a great job, after a few years he may move up to reporting grassfires without pay for the local pennysaver.

Way to go, DUmmy rsmithnumbers!

In the interim, he can enroll in an English 101 course.
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Re: Permanently Unemployed DUmmy rsmithnumbers Gets An Unpaid Position
« Reply #29 on: May 10, 2013, 12:41:41 PM »
Quote from: RWKindaGuy on May 10, 2013, 12:38:24 PM
In the interim, he can enroll in an English 101 course.

As nutcase nadin would say, "You welcome."
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Re: Permanently Unemployed DUmmy rsmithnumbers Gets An Unpaid Position
« Reply #30 on: May 11, 2013, 07:47:48 AM »
An excuse to not get a real job.
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