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Re: DUmmie "undergroundpanther" in dire straits AGAIN
« Reply #25 on: May 06, 2013, 08:33:38 AM »
She exhausts me, I didn't read it all.  But I thought this was funny, and a good encapsulation of what the Subway Cat is:

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After being kicked out of alliance for doing a mural I was requested to do, it re-traumatized me.

What?  "Not whole story" written all over it. 

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Re: DUmmie "undergroundpanther" in dire straits AGAIN
« Reply #26 on: May 06, 2013, 08:37:49 AM »
190 my ass.  :lmao:
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Re: DUmmie "undergroundpanther" in dire straits AGAIN
« Reply #27 on: May 06, 2013, 08:57:55 AM »
If I got the essence right, the transgender has been living free in the family home, "greedy" siblings resent it, and the transgender deserves to live there free because........I dunno, life is hard, or something.
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Re: DUmmie "undergroundpanther" in dire straits AGAIN
« Reply #28 on: May 06, 2013, 11:01:36 AM »
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I begged my mom to take control of the house AWAY from my greedy stingy sister.
She did.The auction was called off.
I had made suicide plans in case they just kicked me out.


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Re: DUmmie "undergroundpanther" in dire straits AGAIN
« Reply #29 on: May 06, 2013, 11:04:54 AM »
Because ending your life is easier than getting a job.

Sheesh. ::)

Oh, and L-O-L at "retraumatized".  Whatever the hell that means.
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Re: DUmmie "undergroundpanther" in dire straits AGAIN
« Reply #30 on: May 06, 2013, 11:20:48 AM »
Hell, this even meshes with the thread title.

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« Reply #31 on: May 06, 2013, 11:47:01 AM »
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I'm scared and this sucks.


At this point I stopped reading.
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Re: DUmmie "undergroundpanther" in dire straits AGAIN
« Reply #32 on: May 06, 2013, 12:20:14 PM »
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Sat May 4, 2013, 09:43 PM

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I'm scared and this sucks.

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 My mom is 86. she is not wheelchair bound,can hold a clear conversation,she's old but does not act like a typical old person of her age.
 She has aged a bit more since last time I saw her around 2 maybe 3 years ago,but not as much as I expected. Anyway,I have been taking care of her house since she bought a very bad deal of another home in Virginia at the ignorant urging of mom's sister Loretta,her other two daughters and brother in law over 10 years ago.

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I felt like I was the only one who saw this disaster looming in the future both hers and possibly mine if she bought that place. Well she bought it without even personally visiting the home site.I told her to go to Virginia and look over the place, before she bought it in person ,again who cares what panther thinks he a loon.

Why didn't she just buy mom a case of pineapple juice?

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Re: DUmmie "undergroundpanther" in dire straits AGAIN
« Reply #33 on: May 06, 2013, 12:27:13 PM »
So...her entire screed can be summed up as:


1.  I've been living with my mother, sponging off her my entire life

2.  My siblings are upset that I've been sponging off my mother my entire life and are selling the house and kicking me out, and I don't like it.




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« Reply #34 on: May 06, 2013, 03:45:54 PM »

At this point I stopped reading.

Well then ya missed the part where she wanted to know if she'd be allowed to bring her pet boa constrictor into the new loonie bin with her.  Along with two cats. 

 :lmao:  What could possibly go wrong? 

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Re: DUmmie "undergroundpanther" in dire straits AGAIN
« Reply #35 on: May 06, 2013, 05:31:29 PM »
UGP,

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Re: DUmmie "undergroundpanther" in dire straits AGAIN
« Reply #36 on: May 06, 2013, 06:42:01 PM »
Well then ya missed the part where she wanted to know if she'd be allowed to bring her pet boa constrictor into the new loonie bin with her.  Along with two cats.  

 :lmao:  What could possibly go wrong?  


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Re: DUmmie "undergroundpanther" in dire straits AGAIN
« Reply #37 on: May 06, 2013, 08:29:56 PM »
Oh, so NOW you tell me!!!!   :mad:

THANKS A LOT, TESS!   NOT!!!

Several things I did notice (between naps) in his/her/its screed.

1.  His/Her/Its mother got 3 years younger during the story (86 to 83, while I felt like I aged 10 reading it.)

2.  I'm not buying the 190 IQ bullshit.  -i90, maybe, but I still think that's a bit high.

3.  He/She/It claims have been here for 10 years, YET in past threads, he/she/it claims to have been in and out of more mental institutions, in MD AND VA, than Joe Biden has hair plugs.  (BTW, GOOD move on the part of the sisters to try to move him/her/it to Baltimore, and let him/her/it be Maryland's problem, not Virginia's.)

4.  Why doesn't he/she/it own a bullet, and rent a gun somewhere.  (Hell, I'll GIVE him/her/it the damned bullet!)



Re #4, if UGP has a 190 IQ one would suppose committing suicide would be an easy thing to accomplish. ::)  Sounds to me like she?he? :mental: doesn't want to do anything but sit on its ass in Mom's home and charge other people rent to survive there with her.  It's probably a lot like Thunderdome, with her former tenants fleeing in terror as soon as they can escape the cage. :p
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Re: DUmmie "undergroundpanther" in dire straits AGAIN
« Reply #38 on: May 06, 2013, 09:05:17 PM »
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After being kicked out of alliance for doing a mural I was requested to do, it re-traumatized me.

Requested by the voices inside his/her/its head, no doubt.
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Re: DUmmie "undergroundpanther" in dire straits AGAIN
« Reply #39 on: May 06, 2013, 09:42:24 PM »


Oh, Wrong Dire Straits.. Nevermind..   :-)

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Re: DUmmie "undergroundpanther" in dire straits AGAIN
« Reply #40 on: May 06, 2013, 11:08:19 PM »
The crazy is strong in this one.

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« Reply #41 on: May 07, 2013, 08:37:01 AM »
The crazy is strong in this one.

You have no idea...

Someone here has links to her online photos, BUT, I wouldn't go there.

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« Reply #42 on: May 07, 2013, 08:58:47 AM »
You have no idea...

Someone here has links to her online photos, BUT, I wouldn't go there.

You've been warned!

I've seen her photos and she just looks like your normal everyday super crazy person.
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Re: DUmmie "undergroundpanther" in dire straits AGAIN
« Reply #43 on: May 07, 2013, 09:03:33 AM »
You have no idea...

Someone here has links to her online photos, BUT, I wouldn't go there.

You've been warned!

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« Reply #44 on: May 07, 2013, 09:53:51 AM »
I've seen her photos and she just looks like your normal everyday super crazy person.

Understatement of the year!

Whole databases have been established to document her "super special kind of crazy"!
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« Reply #45 on: May 07, 2013, 10:06:56 AM »
Love her yowling about how nobody in her family cares about her opinions because she's seen as "The crazy one." Yeah, because see, a woman who believes that she is a sleek male panther trapped inside the body of a grotesquely obese female human with a blue mohawk (I think she recently said that's her hairstyle) and seeks money to undergo ghastly modification surgery to try and help her change into that form, that TOTALLY sounds like someone of sound mind who can be trusted to make good calls on subjects!
Gotta also love how for the umpteenth time, she whines about how she heard that there's a rehab center run by EEEEEVIIIIIL fundy Christians who forcibly confiscate patients' medication just to be mean. Never mind that both her well- established severe mental illness and her equally well- established bigotry against anything even remotely Christian in nature, not to mention the fact that she's just parroting what someone else told her that place was like without actually going there herself,  prevent her from being a remotely reliable source on such matters. We here at the Cave did an awesome job ripping apart her absurd accusations.


I wonder about this therapist that she likes so much, it looks like she found one that will say what she wants to hear instead of trying to actually help her.

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Re: DUmmie "undergroundpanther" in dire straits AGAIN
« Reply #46 on: May 07, 2013, 10:47:21 AM »
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nobody in her family cares about her opinions because she's seen as "The crazy one."


I ignore her because she refuses to use the space bar after commas and periods.