The liberties protected by the US Constitution?
Dear DUmmies,
Lemme give ya'll a little hint here. The Constitution doesn't defend liberty. YOU don't defend SHIT. You piss on the Constitution when you don't like parts of it, especially the parts that say EVERYONE can speak their mind, and especially that part where we can have scary black guns that shoot honest-to-God bullets and shit.
Were it not for the efforts of your betters, the Constitution would have long since died, because without the blood of patriots who have fought and died for the PRINCIPLES AND IDEALS for which it stands for the last 240 or so years, it would be "just a piece of paper," or that "evolving document," which is what you've wanted it to be all along so you can in fact ignore it when it suits your needs. But problem, DUmb****s--once you ignore one part, all of it is endangered, and none of you have the ****ing stones to stand up for it.
Bottom line, GCE (gross conceptual error,) -10 points. FAIL.