After this skank begs Daddy to pay her $1,000 fine, she'll still whine about her "bad luck" and seek ways to call attention to herself.
This isn't the first time she's cried wolf. Two years ago, she actually claimed having received a death threat just about the time that Ann Coulter showed up for one of her college talks.
Secretly, of course, the skank in question is a raging lezbo and has the hots for Coulter.
Just a wee bit of Walter Mitty gone awry.
