May Day: A day for psychotic, dope- addled Communist/ Anarchist trust fund brats to cover their faces with either ridiculous bandanas that make them look like amateurish Wild West bank robbers or even more ridiculous Guy Fawkes masks (Yep, nothing says "Fight the man, oppose capitalism" like wearing plastic, mass- produced masks that were made in a factory in China by workers operating under unspeakable conditions and being paid starvation wages and distributed as merchandise for a big- budget Hollywood movie) and engaging in what they euphemistically refer to as "A series of autonomous direct action utilizing a diversity of tactics to promote social justice and raise awareness of the plight of the oppressed workers," yet what normal, sane people refer to as "Vandalism, violence, looting and rioting."