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Offline CG6468

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Five shot, one fatally at Crab Festival...only it wasn't a Crab Festival
 
Five people shot at crab festival, but was there really any crab?

By Barbara Hijek
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7:42 a.m. EDT, April 30, 2013

On Saturday deputies responded to reports of shots fired east of the City of Williston large annual gathering of people labeled as "Crab Festival," according to a news release from the Levy County Sheriff's Office.

Five people were shot, including a 36-year-old man who died.

But it really wasn't a "Crab Festival," even though that's how this annual gathering-- which attracted 10,000 people this year -- is labeled, deputies said.

So you won't find booth after booth of crab legs, crab-cakes or crab ravioli at this fest.

Guy didn't want to catch the crabs
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From all the dreadlocks in that video....I'd say they had plenty of crabs.
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Was it the Crab People?

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I dunno, sounds like there were definitely some crabby people there.
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Probably #4 but could be #3.    :panic:

And there was probably a lot of #6 going on.
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And there was probably a lot of #6 going on.

No crab, no crawfish, no lobster, what a rip off. --Darn us Yankees will not pay to attend any of these darn Festivels------------Where's the food Man, I got me the munchies, not even a hot dog ????