The 10 Pick-Up Lines at infowar.com
10. How about some quiet time? No seriously, I think I heard something. Be quiet.
9. Why do you keep asking about my job and past relationships?
8. Sorry. I just had to be sure those were actually nipples and not recording devices under your sweater.
7. The voices keep telling me, you're the one. No! Not *that* one, a good one. No. No, dammit! I won't. I love her! No. I won't do it. You can't make me. Not again. Not this time!
6. I'd tap that like the NSA's Echelon program.
5. I keep telling myself there's never been a girl that -- OH MY GOD! CHEM-TRAIL! <holds breath>
4. We can get some alone time in my bunker. It lead lined with thermal-imagery dampeners and has enough food for 4 adults to last 6 months. It has both air and water filtration systems and a periscope for outside viewing while the forest canopy protects from all overhead aerial and satellite observation. The door is three inches of carbide steel reinforced with...
3. Does this bullet proof vest, lead jack and bug-out bag make my hips look big?
2. Is that a microphone in you pants or are you just glad to see me?
And the number 1 pick-up line at infowar.com is...
1. I gotch'er inside job right here, baby.
