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Offline CG6468

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This Is What Happens When You Put Ecstasy in Your Vagina
« on: April 24, 2013, 08:15:34 AM »
Just for you ladies out there......


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This Is What Happens When You Put Ecstasy in Your Vagina

Eight intrepid women once gathered together for a slumber party during which they gabbed about their moon signs, ate chocolate, and shoved a ton of hallucinogenic drugs up their vaginas. They summarized their experiences in a report called "**** Odyssey: Search for Vaginal Datapoints." Read on if you've ever wondered what would happen if you dosed your ladyflower.

This "**** Odyssey" essay — found on Erowid, that online drug library your freshman year burner dormmate consulted more often than Wikipedia — is from 2003. All we know about these magical adventurers is that they ranged in age from 24-42, knew each other fairly well before vag-tripping together, and a few had previously thrown sleepover parties that involved "making a comfy nest in the living room, chatting a bit, sharing information about what psychoactives we’ve brought to share, and then deciding what to take based on what’s available and what we’re feeling like."

The "**** Odyssey" was supposed to be LSD-themed, but as the night unfolded some women also took 2C-B, ketamine, and MDMA in veggie capsules. One just took Xanax and selflessly served as scribe. The group limited itself to conservative amounts of drugs because of "one story a participant had heard of adverse reactions (i.e. heart attack) from women whose partners had put cocaine on their cocks before intercourse, as well as experiences of rectal administration." If you're going to get your vagina high, you should definitely do so thoughtfully and with the uttermost respect./quote]

Any authors of this out there?
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Re: This Is What Happens When You Put Ecstasy in Your Vagina
« Reply #1 on: April 24, 2013, 08:33:49 AM »
So, women have circle jerks. I've never been to a circle jerk GLBTSXYZ or otherwise.
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Re: This Is What Happens When You Put Ecstasy in Your Vagina
« Reply #2 on: April 24, 2013, 08:34:16 AM »
Insanity knows no boundary...
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Re: This Is What Happens When You Put Ecstasy in Your Vagina
« Reply #3 on: April 24, 2013, 08:41:23 AM »
You know, after reading this and those other stories of what has been found in those things, like that one with a gun in it, I ain't never sticking another finger in one........wait a minute......hmmmmm......trying to figure out how to check one before inserting you know what.
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Re: This Is What Happens When You Put Ecstasy in Your Vagina
« Reply #4 on: April 24, 2013, 09:13:41 AM »
Ummm, anything I could possibly write would throw this directly into the Short Bus so I think I'm just going to back away . . . slowly
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Re: This Is What Happens When You Put Ecstasy in Your Vagina
« Reply #5 on: April 24, 2013, 09:48:35 AM »
Quote from: njpines on April 24, 2013, 09:13:41 AM
Ummm, anything I could possibly write would throw this directly into the Short Bus so I think I'm just going to back away . . . slowly






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Re: This Is What Happens When You Put Ecstasy in Your Vagina
« Reply #6 on: April 24, 2013, 10:29:59 AM »
The hospital I work at is in the middle of what used to be serious gang territory.  Reportedly, 10 years ago the most common cases in the ER were gun shot wounds.  Now, they are drug overdoses.  But lets just keep continue encouraging recreational drug usage, after all, people should do what they want.  We'll just let the taxpayers continue to pick up the tab for their hospital stays.

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Re: This Is What Happens When You Put Ecstasy in Your Vagina
« Reply #7 on: April 24, 2013, 10:40:48 AM »
Quote from: njpines on April 24, 2013, 09:13:41 AM
Ummm, anything I could possibly write would throw this directly into the Short Bus so I think I'm just going to back away . . . slowly

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Re: This Is What Happens When You Put Ecstasy in Your Vagina
« Reply #8 on: April 24, 2013, 10:41:46 AM »
Oh my.

My mom used to be an ER nurse. I've heard of girls coming in with various foreign objects inserted.

That's the first I've heard of trippin beavers though.
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Re: This Is What Happens When You Put Ecstasy in Your Vagina
« Reply #9 on: April 24, 2013, 10:56:45 AM »
Quote from: Firekrakka on April 24, 2013, 10:41:46 AM

That's the first I've heard of trippin beavers though.

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Re: This Is What Happens When You Put Ecstasy in Your Vagina
« Reply #10 on: April 24, 2013, 11:06:19 AM »
Quote from: Firekrakka on April 24, 2013, 10:41:46 AM
That's the first I've heard of trippin beavers though.

I have filled many vaginas with ecstasy over the years, but nobody ever had to go to the hospital!

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Re: This Is What Happens When You Put Ecstasy in Your Vagina
« Reply #11 on: April 24, 2013, 11:43:15 AM »
Quote from: Firekrakka on April 24, 2013, 10:41:46 AM
Oh my.

My mom used to be an ER nurse. I've heard of girls coming in with various foreign objects inserted.

That's the first I've heard of trippin beavers though.

Not me. I've seen 'em in the wild.

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Re: This Is What Happens When You Put Ecstasy in Your Vagina
« Reply #12 on: April 24, 2013, 01:10:12 PM »
Quote from: Firekrakka on April 24, 2013, 10:41:46 AM
Oh my.

My mom used to be an ER nurse. I've heard of girls coming in with various foreign objects inserted.

That's the first I've heard of trippin beavers though.

You've not seen this video, have you?

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOCN1ynUF24[/youtube]
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Re: This Is What Happens When You Put Ecstasy in Your Vagina
« Reply #13 on: April 24, 2013, 01:35:33 PM »
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhyCL-ELRxg[/youtube]
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Re: This Is What Happens When You Put Ecstasy in Your Vagina
« Reply #14 on: April 24, 2013, 01:43:50 PM »
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Re: This Is What Happens When You Put Ecstasy in Your Vagina
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Re: This Is What Happens When You Put Ecstasy in Your Vagina
« Reply #17 on: April 25, 2013, 11:45:39 AM »
Speaking of uh, foreign objects, where is PETA hmm?

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Images taken in a Chinese hospital show a live eel slithering inside a man's guts after he shoved it up his rear-end in a porn-inspired sex act.

Doctors in Southern China got a shock when the man turned up at their hospital begging for help. The 39-year-old, from Shunde in Guangdong, had a 20 inch-long Asian swamp eel inside him.

By the time the man reached help, the creature - weighing half a kilo - was writhing its way through his internal organs, using a mouthful of razor-sharp teeth to cling onto intestinal walls.

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Re: This Is What Happens When You Put Ecstasy in Your Vagina
« Reply #18 on: April 25, 2013, 12:24:12 PM »
Quote from: Firekrakka on April 25, 2013, 11:45:39 AM
Speaking of uh, foreign objects, where is PETA hmm?

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"Practice random violence and senseless acts of brutality"

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