This week on COPS: San Diego
Officer1- Yeah we are out here everynight busting our asses to go out and kick the bad guys asses and this fat bald spheriod keeps coming around and trying to run the show
Officer 2- Yeah but tonight we have backup. If we see her we are going to taser her fat ass.
Officer 1- You might need more then that ,she's a hefty one
Officer 2 Don't worry about it. I have a cattle prod in the trunk for just in case the ball bat doesn't stop her.