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Imagine. gNads on a bicycle. Don't they have a load limit?
« on: April 18, 2013, 08:27:54 PM »
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Just came home from using my bike
Last year we mostly did not...due to Fuku, but today I just went on a short bike ride...

Due to one med, it seems to be the story of my life...well anyway, feel food to be back on that

And being on a (probably) overstressed bicycle makes her feel food.
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Re: Imagine. gNads on a bicycle. Don't they have a load limit?
« Reply #1 on: April 18, 2013, 08:50:53 PM »
I get this image of a circus clown peddling madly around the arena.
Maybe she can get that portly pederast from little green poopballs to ride with her.
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Re: Imagine. gNads on a bicycle. Don't they have a load limit?
« Reply #2 on: April 18, 2013, 09:08:45 PM »
Quote from: Skul on April 18, 2013, 08:50:53 PM
I get this image of a circus clown peddling madly around the arena.
Maybe she can get that portly pederast from little green poopballs to ride with her.

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Re: Imagine. gNads on a bicycle. Don't they have a load limit?
« Reply #3 on: April 18, 2013, 09:42:52 PM »
Wouldn't she need to wear stilts too, so her feet can reach the pedals?
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Re: Imagine. gNads on a bicycle. Don't they have a load limit?
« Reply #4 on: April 18, 2013, 10:11:04 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on April 18, 2013, 09:42:52 PM
Wouldn't she need to wear stilts too, so her feet can reach the pedals?

Either that, or get a bicycle with something like a 10" frame and adjustable crank arms.

I mean, I guess it's technically possible, with the right equipment.  I nadined an image to see what I could come up with, and the result was this poor soul who also has a very beach ball-esque shape, and he's managing to ride a motorcycle:

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Re: Imagine. gNads on a bicycle. Don't they have a load limit?
« Reply #5 on: April 18, 2013, 10:43:51 PM »
I think it is okay as she is all center of gravity.
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Re: Imagine. gNads on a bicycle. Don't they have a load limit?
« Reply #6 on: April 18, 2013, 10:56:56 PM »
Over there: 71 primitive views, no primitive comments.

Over here: 74 views, 5 comments.
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Re: Imagine. gNads on a bicycle. Don't they have a load limit?
« Reply #7 on: April 18, 2013, 10:59:01 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on April 18, 2013, 10:11:04 PM
Either that, or get a bicycle with something like a 10" frame and adjustable crank arms.

I mean, I guess it's technically possible, with the right equipment.  I nadined an image to see what I could come up with, and the result was this poor soul who also has a very beach ball-esque shape, and he's managing to ride a motorcycle:

That looks like DUmmy Bennyboy making another attempt to move away from home.

Maybe it's not him - I don't see the Squeamish Carcinoma.
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Re: Imagine. gNads on a bicycle. Don't they have a load limit?
« Reply #8 on: April 18, 2013, 11:24:40 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on April 18, 2013, 10:59:01 PM
That looks like DUmmy Bennyboy making another attempt to move away from home.

Maybe it's not him - I don't see the Squeamish Carcinoma.

Is that the primitive that was going to run away from home on a motorcycle?

So many idiotic stories, so many primitives.
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Re: Imagine. gNads on a bicycle. Don't they have a load limit?
« Reply #9 on: April 18, 2013, 11:39:15 PM »
I nadined this, and figured she might find it useful, if she ever sloshes over here to read up on this thread:  http://bicycles.stackexchange.com/questions/82/am-i-too-heavy-for-my-road-bike-tires

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Re: Imagine. gNads on a bicycle. Don't they have a load limit?
« Reply #10 on: April 19, 2013, 09:26:35 AM »
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Re: Imagine. gNads on a bicycle. Don't they have a load limit?
« Reply #11 on: April 19, 2013, 09:40:19 AM »
Quote from: dane on April 18, 2013, 08:27:54 PM
And being on a (probably) overstressed bicycle makes her feel food.

All the cool journos call it Fuku.
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Re: Imagine. gNads on a bicycle. Don't they have a load limit?
« Reply #12 on: April 19, 2013, 09:43:29 AM »
Over there, 74 primitive views, no primitive comments.

Over here, 143 views, 11 comments.

I think cousin nadin needs to contemplate where her audience is.
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Re: Imagine. gNads on a bicycle. Don't they have a load limit?
« Reply #13 on: April 19, 2013, 10:57:59 AM »
Just think, in a few years she'll qualify for a hoveround, connecting dots and what not.


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Re: Imagine. gNads on a bicycle. Don't they have a load limit?
« Reply #14 on: April 19, 2013, 11:02:12 AM »
Quote from: Rebel on April 19, 2013, 10:57:59 AM
Just think, in a few years she'll qualify for a hoveround, connecting dots and what not.




Does it have space to carry the good rig and the rappelling gear though?
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Re: Imagine. gNads on a bicycle. Don't they have a load limit?
« Reply #15 on: April 19, 2013, 11:03:25 AM »
Quote from: Aristotelian on April 19, 2013, 11:02:12 AM
Does it have space to carry the good rig and the rappelling gear though?

You don't notice the matching fannie pack?


Oh....wait....that's not a fannie pack.
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Re: Imagine. gNads on a bicycle. Don't they have a load limit?
« Reply #16 on: April 19, 2013, 12:37:15 PM »
Quote from: Rebel on April 19, 2013, 11:03:25 AM
You don't notice the matching fannie pack?


Oh....wait....that's not a fannie pack.






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