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brain-damaged primitive being stupid, as usual
« on: April 18, 2013, 09:49:43 AM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022699554

Oh my.

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DainBramaged (37,446 posts)    Thu Apr 18, 2013, 09:54 AM

Senators voting against background checks, it's obvious your career is more important than children mothers, fathers, and all innocent bystanders.

Shame on you fro such selfishness, shame on you all.

If you dare come here to read DU, know you are exposed.

We are the conscience of America, we don't forget.

Yuk, yuk, yuk, yuk, yuk, the primitives on Skins's island being the "conscience of America."

By the way, one's still curious as if the brain-damaged primitive's cleared up his long-standing problem with the IRS yet, in which he tried to cheat, but didn't get away with it.

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5. Thank you, DainBramaged. Nice post.

Why you're at it, pampango, ask him if he's cleared up his problem with the IRS yet.  Massa Barry needs the dough the brain-damaged primitive tried to hide from him.
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Re: brain-damaged primitive being stupid, as usual
« Reply #1 on: April 18, 2013, 09:54:10 AM »
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If you dare come here to read DU, know you are exposed.

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If Skin's island ever becomes the conscience of America, then pack it in, this country isn't worth saving.

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Re: brain-damaged primitive being stupid, as usual
« Reply #2 on: April 18, 2013, 09:57:52 AM »
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DainBramaged (37,446 posts)    Thu Apr 18, 2013, 09:54 AM

Senators voting against background checks, it's obvious your career is more important than children mothers, fathers, and all innocent bystanders.

Shame on you fro such selfishness, shame on you all.

If you dare come here to read DU, know you are exposed.

We are the conscience of America, we don't forget.

SHAME ON YOU ASSHOLES that have saddled my children and grandchildren with enormous debt!  You don't give a shit about the children. :bird:






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Re: brain-damaged primitive being stupid, as usual
« Reply #3 on: April 18, 2013, 10:04:25 AM »
If someone is pro abortion then they have lost all rights to use children's safety as an argument for gun control or cause or agenda they want to push.
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Re: brain-damaged primitive being stupid, as usual
« Reply #4 on: April 18, 2013, 10:06:48 AM »
If Skin's island ever becomes the conscience of America, then pack it in, this country isn't worth saving.

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Hi^5  Exactly what I was going to write also.
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Re: brain-damaged primitive being stupid, as usual
« Reply #5 on: April 18, 2013, 10:11:36 AM »
Only if the conscience of America is petty, cruel, hateful, and greedy. It is amazing that the DUches so often display in their rants what their rants are against.

I put that down to just another indicator that the DUches are clinically mentally ill.
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Re: brain-damaged primitive being stupid, as usual
« Reply #6 on: April 18, 2013, 10:26:09 AM »
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If you dare come here to read DU, know you are exposed.


 :rotf: :lmao:

"With trembling hands and shallow breath, Senator _____ swallowed hard and reached for the keyboard.  Typing in www.democraticunderground.com in the bar, his heart raced with terror and trepidation.  What would he find?  Would he be exposed?  Would it hurt?  Surmounting the creeping dread, Senator _____ hit the arrow key, and entered the realm of the democrats underneath the ground."


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Re: brain-damaged primitive being stupid, as usual
« Reply #7 on: April 18, 2013, 11:16:20 AM »
:rotf: :lmao:

"With trembling hands and shallow breath, Senator _____ swallowed hard and reached for the keyboard.  Typing in www.democraticunderground.com in the bar, his heart raced with terror and trepidation.  What would he find?  Would he be exposed?  Would it hurt?  Surmounting the creeping dread, Senator _____ hit the arrow key, and entered the realm of the democrats underneath the ground."



Sounds like a good first paragraph of a new short story. :whistling: O-)
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Re: brain-damaged primitive being stupid, as usual
« Reply #8 on: April 18, 2013, 11:37:03 AM »
Sounds like a good first paragraph of a new short story. :whistling: O-)

I agree.

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Re: brain-damaged primitive being stupid, as usual
« Reply #9 on: April 18, 2013, 12:31:14 PM »
I agree.

Go, Karin. Go!

Yes, Karin!

GMTA, eh? :whistling: O-)
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Re: brain-damaged primitive being stupid, as usual
« Reply #10 on: April 18, 2013, 12:31:23 PM »
:rotf: :lmao:

"With trembling hands and shallow breath, Senator _____ swallowed hard and reached for the keyboard.  Typing in www.democraticunderground.com in the bar, his heart raced with terror and trepidation.  What would he find?  Would he be exposed?  Would it hurt?  Surmounting the creeping dread, Senator _____ hit the arrow key, and entered the realm of the democrats underneath the ground."



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« Reply #11 on: April 18, 2013, 12:45:56 PM »
The home page opened before his eyes.   Seemed banal enough, same thing Politico was reporting.  Senator ____ decided to dig deeper underground, noticing there was a forum.  Did he dare?  His mouth became dry and a light sweat broke out on his forehead.  He could use a drink, quite frankly.
 
Entering the gloom of the forums, he glanced at the main sections.  So far, he hadn’t experienced anything untoward, but could he, should he proceed?   He just didn’t want to be exposed.
 
Carefully making his way down damp, moldering stairs, he chanced upon a particularly filthy door marked “OCCUPY.”  He decided he must see what unspeakable things lay within these walls. 

The door opened with a shower of dust and debris, and a wall of stench nearly sent him reeling.  There, he found this:

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Occupy Medical-What free universal health care looks like.
What do you do if you are homeless, uninsured or just plain broke and you’re sick? Where do you go if you do have a home but the waiting list is too long at the clinic or your insurance isn’t good enough to get you the care you need?

On Sundays from noon until 4 pm you can walk up to the former bloodmobile painted red and white and emblazoned “Occupy Medical Mobile Clinic,” that’s parked downtown at the Park Blocks and get anything from a Band-Aid to a prescription for heart medicine. You can also get food, a haircut and proof that someone cares.
 
(Link)


So, he thought to himself, free universal socialized healthcare consists of one four-hour period per week, where medical services are limited to:  A bandaid, a haircut, some unspecified coronary drug, and a granola bar.  Sounds about accurate, he thought. 

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Re: brain-damaged primitive being stupid, as usual
« Reply #12 on: April 18, 2013, 12:56:47 PM »
If Skin's island ever becomes the conscience of America, then pack it in, this country isn't worth saving.

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 :rotf:   :rofl:

Well said.
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« Reply #13 on: April 18, 2013, 01:18:45 PM »
Feeling his skin crawl in the stifling atmosphere, he stayed in the OCCUPY chamber long enough to peer into a corner, where he saw:

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Have you been wanting to find out how to get ahold of your Senator or Rep?
Getting word to one's Senator or Representative is a good way of letting them know where people stand on many issues. And when we get those that have like minds to do the same, things start moving. But where to start to find out where and how? These sites have info to help you get in touch.


Contact your representatives:
http://www.opencongress.org/people/representatives

Contact your senators:
http://www.opencongress.org/people/senators

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Extraordinary, he thought.  Is this not an internet-type environment of a political nature?  Are the inhabitants so stupid as to need guidance on how to email or otherwise contact an elected person?  A function so basic, so elementary, that one could almost assume an infant could do it?  Thinking about his four and five-year old sons who ran circles around him in the technology department, he laughed. 

I’m not so sure my nervousness was well-founded, he mused.   How dangerous can this clan be?

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Re: brain-damaged primitive being stupid, as usual
« Reply #14 on: April 18, 2013, 01:23:56 PM »
Oh, yeah. This is good.

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« Reply #15 on: April 18, 2013, 02:45:01 PM »
At any rate, Senator ____ knew he had to get out of there, as the place smelled like a long-forgotten Portapotty which had never been pumped out. 

He wandered down the dark and dusty hallway, and came upon a door whose signage indicated some sort of Job Seeking and Career Advice activity.   He grasped the doorknob and turned, and the door immediately fell off its hinges.   Not a lively room, thought the good senator.  He stuck his head in. 

“Nobody here but us spiders,” he heard in the dark.  He hurried away. 

Further down the hall was something called “Humor.”  Must be a comedy club, thought the senator.  How bad can this be?  He eased the door open and looked in. 

There on stage, was a person wearing a Che Guevara mask, telling a sparse number of jokes:

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“My wife says I never listen to her, or something like that.”

“If olive oil is made out of olives, what is baby oil made out of?”


“the 4 stages in life.....

You look like Santa Claus
You are Santa Claus
You believe in Santa Claus
You dont believe in Santa Claus
LOL”


“A little boy is in the back yard, filling in a hole. The next-door neighbor looks over the fence and asks what he’s doing.

"I’m burying Fishy, my pet goldfish," says the little boy.

"That’s a big hole for a little goldfish, isn’t it?" asks the neighbor.

"Not really," says the little boy. "He’s inside your cat."

There was no applause, and no recommendations.  Being fond of cats, the senator felt pretty offended at that last one.   Plus, the Che mask was making him nauseated.  And of course, not wanting to be exposed, he hastily left the wretched comedy club. 


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Re: brain-damaged primitive being stupid, as usual
« Reply #16 on: April 18, 2013, 02:49:27 PM »
DainBramaged should call himself BrainDamaged.  :mental: :lmao:
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Re: brain-damaged primitive being stupid, as usual
« Reply #17 on: April 18, 2013, 03:09:32 PM »
If someone is pro abortion then they have lost all rights to use children's safety as an argument for gun control or cause or agenda they want to push.

I agree. Liberals use the children as an emotional rationale for all of their political crusades. The liberal war on children is far more damaging to the young in America than guns are.  We don't need gun control; we need Liberal control.

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Re: brain-damaged primitive being stupid, as usual
« Reply #18 on: April 18, 2013, 03:16:48 PM »
Yeah, cuz God forbid congress represents the majority of their constituents (94% of the country) instead of a group of uber losers no one cares about (well, okay, that freaking nut case congressman when he needs donations) other than to laugh at. You guys and your self importance...you're like Infowars on steroids.

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Re: brain-damaged primitive being stupid, as usual
« Reply #19 on: April 18, 2013, 03:17:53 PM »
H5 Karin.  I LOL'd hard!

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« Reply #20 on: April 18, 2013, 03:22:08 PM »
Karen...... :clap:

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Re: brain-damaged primitive being stupid, as usual
« Reply #21 on: April 18, 2013, 03:34:53 PM »
what is it with liberals and brain damage?

Joe Biden (brain surgery)

Gabby Giffords (shot in the head)

dainbramaged (brain surgery)

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« Reply #22 on: April 18, 2013, 04:34:32 PM »
what is it with liberals and brain damage?

Joe Biden (brain surgery)

Gabby Giffords (shot in the head)

dainbramaged (brain surgery)

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I'm wondering more what is it with Democrats and tax cheats?
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Re: brain-damaged primitive being stupid, as usual
« Reply #23 on: April 18, 2013, 04:47:36 PM »
I'm wondering when a cop jumps out of the bushes?
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Re: brain-damaged primitive being stupid, as usual
« Reply #24 on: April 18, 2013, 06:50:16 PM »
I'm wondering when a cop jumps out of the bushes?

Maybe Karin will write that into the next chapter . . . :whistling:
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