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So let me get this straight about Alex Jones...
« on: April 16, 2013, 07:21:00 PM »
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So let me get this straight about Alex Jones...


 
He says the evil fed'rul gub'mint is capable of masterminding everything from faking the moon landing to orchestrating 9-11 to forging presidential birth certificates to turning people gay with juice boxes (seriously - he believes that) to staging Sandy Hook, Aurora and the Boston bombing.

Yet this same all-powerful, grand conspiracy of a government is too inept to keep one fat middle-aged guy in camouflage pajamas off the air while he 'exposes' their plans 24/7?

 

Yeah, that makes perfect sense.

http://sync.democraticunderground.com/10022687689

I agree that Jones is a nutball, but the DUmmies complaining about him is pretty funny, back when Bush was in President they ate up all his conspiracy theories about 9-11.


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1. Its something the right refuses to acknoledge

if all their conspiracy theories were true, every one of their heads would be on pikes surrounding the White House.

More of that projection.

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6. I've been saying this very thing for years. Sadly none of his "believers" believe in logic. (eom)

DUmmies don't believe in logic either.

I may not lock my doors while sitting at a red light and a black man is near, but I sure as hell grab on tight to my wallet when any democrats are close by.

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Re: So let me get this straight about Alex Jones...
« Reply #1 on: April 16, 2013, 07:24:25 PM »
I don't follow Alex Jones at all but I don't recall him being the source of the 'rabbit cage' test that 'proved' 9/11 was an inside job.

I also don't recall him being banned from DU for his magic spreadsheets that 'proved' Algore was the the real President of the United States.

They are kind of making fun of themselves.
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Re: So let me get this straight about Alex Jones...
« Reply #2 on: April 16, 2013, 07:25:39 PM »
This is just to funny and ironic.   The DUmmies claim that President Bush was the evil genius behind most of the world's problems but then turn around and say he is stupid. (even though his grades were better than John effin' Kerry)

They don't see the correlation between themselves and Jones?

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Re: So let me get this straight about Alex Jones...
« Reply #3 on: April 16, 2013, 07:25:54 PM »
I've been shooting down Alex Jones conspiracy theories on the bombing on Facebook.  The lack of logic in these conspiracy theories is shocking.
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Re: So let me get this straight about Alex Jones...
« Reply #4 on: April 16, 2013, 07:26:48 PM »
Aren't these the same people that buy in to that Vast Right Wing Conspiracy horse poo poo?
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Re: So let me get this straight about Alex Jones...
« Reply #5 on: April 16, 2013, 08:55:29 PM »
But Bush can steal 2 elections, fake evidence of WMD in Iraq, assassinate Wellstone, imprison Seigelman and escape scott free but live Cliff Arneback alive to dog his trail.
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Re: So let me get this straight about Alex Jones...
« Reply #6 on: April 17, 2013, 02:13:18 AM »
Cliff Arneback is who George W. Bush becomes when he falls asleep.
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Re: So let me get this straight about Alex Jones...
« Reply #7 on: April 17, 2013, 02:15:55 AM »
Alex Jones makes the Art Bell show look normal.
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Re: So let me get this straight about Alex Jones...
« Reply #8 on: April 17, 2013, 09:46:40 AM »
Alex Jones makes the Art Bell show look normal.

He's crazy as a shithouse DUmpmonkey.

He's also CNN's go-to conservative to represent the right in debating commonsense gun control.

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Re: So let me get this straight about Alex Jones...
« Reply #9 on: April 17, 2013, 09:50:25 AM »
I got up to get ready for work this morning and turned on my talk radio.  It was George Norey or however you spell his name and he had this guy on.  I was listening to him and thinking this guy is NUTS!  everything he said was hilarious, like something out of a spy movie.  They the host said "We are talking with Alex Jones" and the only thing that came into my mind then was him crying  :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:  Ohhhh man that was an epic cry  :rotf:






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Re: So let me get this straight about Alex Jones...
« Reply #10 on: April 17, 2013, 09:57:47 AM »
Alex Jones makes the Art Bell show look normal.

Alex Jones is loco.  :mental:  :tinfoil2: :tinfoil:

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Re: So let me get this straight about Alex Jones...
« Reply #11 on: April 17, 2013, 10:17:21 AM »
Alex Jones is a hoot.  He broadcasts live from KLBJ-AM on Sundays from 4 to 6 and every once in awhile, I will listen on Sundays.  He's a kook. 

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Re: So let me get this straight about Alex Jones...
« Reply #12 on: April 17, 2013, 10:35:33 AM »
http://sync.democraticunderground.com/10022687689

I agree that Jones is a nutball, but the DUmmies complaining about him is pretty funny, back when Bush was in President they ate up all his conspiracy theories about 9-11.


More of that projection.

DUmmies don't believe in logic either.



People like Alex Jones and DUmmies are not all that different from each other. Birds of the same feather. :mental:
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Re: So let me get this straight about Alex Jones...
« Reply #13 on: April 17, 2013, 10:36:10 AM »
Alex Jones is a hoot.  He broadcasts live from KLBJ-AM on Sundays from 4 to 6 and every once in awhile, I will listen on Sundays.  He's a kook. 

Wait... Alex Jones and DUmmy Bainsbane in the same town? Maybe they know each other!

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Re: So let me get this straight about Alex Jones...
« Reply #14 on: April 17, 2013, 10:36:29 AM »
I agree he's a kook, but why do they call him a conservative?

Why do we get stuck and labeled with every crack pot?  

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Re: So let me get this straight about Alex Jones...
« Reply #15 on: April 17, 2013, 11:06:44 AM »
I agree he's a kook, but why do they call him a conservative?

Why do we get stuck and labeled with every crack pot?

For the same reason they accuse us of overly-supporting Israel and then lump us in with the neo-Nazis.

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Re: So let me get this straight about Alex Jones...
« Reply #16 on: April 17, 2013, 11:08:31 AM »
Even Coast To Coast do not always talk about wacky conspiracy theories.
That's right.

Sometimes they discuss Martians, or crop circles, or zombies.