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The 'tragedy' in Boston was caused by bombs made from pressure cookers (these bombs are very common in Afghanistan, India and Iraq). 

So DUmmies, since you've been HOWLING to remove guns from every American after Newtown, why are you not SCREAMING to your traitorous corrupt dimocrat politicians to BAN PRESSURE COOKERS and calling for an IMMEDIATE BAN of the use of PRESSURE COOKERS??

NO ONE HAS A RIGHT TO OWN A PRESSURE COOKER.
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Re: Re: Hey DUmmies...Why are you not screaming to ban pressure cookers?
« Reply #1 on: April 16, 2013, 04:39:45 PM »
Absolutely.
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Re: Hey DUmmies...Why are you not screaming to ban pressure cookers?
« Reply #2 on: April 16, 2013, 04:53:02 PM »
At the very least ban the high capacity pressure cookers.
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Re: Hey DUmmies...Why are you not screaming to ban pressure cookers?
« Reply #3 on: April 16, 2013, 04:56:54 PM »
At the very least ban the high capacity pressure cookers.


Right, who needs a 8, 10, or 12 quart pressure cooker? 

We should limit pressure cookers to 2 pints or less. :fuelfire:
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Re: Hey DUmmies...Why are you not screaming to ban pressure cookers?
« Reply #4 on: April 16, 2013, 05:11:58 PM »
Ban ball bearings and nails while we're at it. Who needs them anyway, only professionals should have access to them.

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Re: Hey DUmmies...Why are you not screaming to ban pressure cookers?
« Reply #5 on: April 16, 2013, 05:16:30 PM »
Right, who needs a 8, 10, or 12 quart pressure cooker? 

We should limit pressure cookers to 2 pints or less. :fuelfire:

Apparently, these were the dreaded and deadly 6 quart pressure cookers.
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Re: Hey DUmmies...Why are you not screaming to ban pressure cookers?
« Reply #6 on: April 16, 2013, 05:51:07 PM »
why are you not SCREAMING to your traitorous corrupt dimocrat politicians to BAN PRESSURE COOKERS and calling for an IMMEDIATE BAN of the use of PRESSURE COOKERS??


Simple.....Because they have a use for them ....they cook up some good drugs in pressure cookers.
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Re: Hey DUmmies...Why are you not screaming to ban pressure cookers?
« Reply #7 on: April 16, 2013, 07:22:43 PM »
At the very least ban the high capacity pressure cookers.


No one needs 10 quarts to cook a deer!!!!!
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Re: Hey DUmmies...Why are you not screaming to ban pressure cookers?
« Reply #8 on: April 16, 2013, 07:48:33 PM »
Simple.....Because they have a use for them ....they cook up some good drugs in pressure cookers.

Don't forget kale.  How would they can their kale without a pressure cooker?  You want them to get botulism?

 
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Re: Hey DUmmies...Why are you not screaming to ban pressure cookers?
« Reply #9 on: April 16, 2013, 07:51:24 PM »
Don't forget the assault pressure cookers that are painted scary black.
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Re: Hey DUmmies...Why are you not screaming to ban pressure cookers?
« Reply #10 on: April 16, 2013, 08:14:35 PM »
If you think pressure cookers are scary, take a look at one of those humongous pressure canners.

Why does anyone need a pressure vessel that big?

It's alarming that anyone can walk in with less than a hundred dollars and walk out with one.

No ID, no records, no background checks, no nothing.

You can even buy them off the internet and have them shipped directly to your house.

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Re: Hey DUmmies...Why are you not screaming to ban pressure cookers?
« Reply #11 on: April 16, 2013, 08:15:35 PM »
We need a seven day waiting period before any cookware can be purchased.
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Re: Hey DUmmies...Why are you not screaming to ban pressure cookers?
« Reply #12 on: April 16, 2013, 08:18:00 PM »
Apparently, these were the dreaded and deadly 6 quart pressure cookers.

My God!  Only the military needs those.
              

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Re: Hey DUmmies...Why are you not screaming to ban pressure cookers?
« Reply #13 on: April 16, 2013, 08:18:54 PM »
I'm sitting here with a ball bearing measuring 1 1/4 inches in diameter on my desk.  Am I a suspect?

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Re: Hey DUmmies...Why are you not screaming to ban pressure cookers?
« Reply #14 on: April 16, 2013, 08:19:46 PM »
We need a seven day waiting period before any cookware can be purchased.

I hope they make an exemption for cooktop steamers and sauce pans.
              

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Re: Hey DUmmies...Why are you not screaming to ban pressure cookers?
« Reply #15 on: April 16, 2013, 08:21:30 PM »
I'm sitting here with a ball bearing measuring 1 1/4 inches in diameter on my desk.  Am I a suspect?

You should go to your nearest ball bearing buy-back event.
              

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Re: Hey DUmmies...Why are you not screaming to ban pressure cookers?
« Reply #16 on: April 16, 2013, 08:22:44 PM »
I'm sitting here with a ball bearing measuring 1 1/4 inches in diameter on my desk.  Am I a suspect?

Is it hollow?
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Re: Hey DUmmies...Why are you not screaming to ban pressure cookers?
« Reply #17 on: April 16, 2013, 08:23:38 PM »
I hope they make an exemption for cooktop steamers and sauce pans.

One man's exemption is another man's loophole.

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Re: Hey DUmmies...Why are you not screaming to ban pressure cookers?
« Reply #18 on: April 16, 2013, 08:26:27 PM »
You should go to your nearest ball bearing buy-back event.

But I only took it from work a couple of weeks ago.

Is it hollow?

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Re: Hey DUmmies...Why are you not screaming to ban pressure cookers?
« Reply #19 on: April 16, 2013, 09:11:13 PM »
If we ban pressure cookers what am I supposed to throw at home intruders?
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Re: Hey DUmmies...Why are you not screaming to ban pressure cookers?
« Reply #20 on: April 16, 2013, 09:17:26 PM »
If we ban pressure cookers what am I supposed to throw at home intruders?

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Re: Hey DUmmies...Why are you not screaming to ban pressure cookers?
« Reply #21 on: April 16, 2013, 10:43:08 PM »
If we can save even one life... let's ban pressure cookers.

Also, don't cars have ball bearings?  If so, that will take care of those dreaded assault weapons and Earth murderers.
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Re: Hey DUmmies...Why are you not screaming to ban pressure cookers?
« Reply #22 on: April 16, 2013, 10:47:42 PM »
If we can save even one life... let's ban pressure cookers.

Also, don't cars have ball bearings?  If so, that will take care of those dreaded assault weapons and Earth murderers.

psst.....I think there are ball bearings in sewing machines too.
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Re: Hey DUmmies...Why are you not screaming to ban pressure cookers?
« Reply #23 on: April 17, 2013, 08:21:58 AM »
No one needs 10 quarts to cook a deer!!!!!


I want the opportunity to either run away or tackle the perp while he/she is reloading the pressure cooker, assuming of course that the perp did not bring a backup pressure cooker.
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Re: Hey DUmmies...Why are you not screaming to ban pressure cookers?
« Reply #24 on: April 17, 2013, 09:04:15 AM »
Next will be Crock-pots.
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