DUmmy bainsbane,
I like breasts. Not having actually seen yours, I will reserve judgment. You do appear to be able to fill out a sweater.
Why do I read the DUmp and laugh about it here? Entertainment value, mostly. I divorced myself from Democrats and moonbat collectivists in my real life, so I have to have something to point and laugh at. I also keep track of the worst examples of Democratic "thought" by reading DU; something Sun Tzu recommended, as was mentioned previously.
I have been laughing at your pretentious silliness. No member of David Allen's Home for the Critically Insane is in a position to look down her nose. Have you ever taken a look around your "home"? There isn't a single person at your website who is mentally or emotionally healthy. I hate to use psychobabble, but the word "codependent" was made for DU.
As exhibit A, I offer Underground Panther, a woman who believes herself to be a male mountain lion- seriously. I realize she only posts when she is not locked up, but you do her no favors by humoring her. And she is DU, in a microcosm.
Exhibit B, Nadin Brzezinski Abbott, whom we affectionately call "Vlada Mitty", is a Ben Franklin impersonator who believes she is an investigative journalist for an online pennysaver in San Diego. Vlada Mitty is also a self-described commissioned officer in the Mexican armed forces; a streetwise paramedica who dodged bullets with a 10" Bowie knife clutched between her teeth; a law enforcement officer of some sort; and an expert on hazardous materials and weapons of mass destruction. You own her, bainsbane.
Exhibit C- an entire forum on the DU dedicated to its members mental illness. Holy shit, doesn't that ring an alarm bell for you?
Even you, Exhibit D- who begged forgiveness from Skinner and the primitives after being caught out with a sock puppet account, because you could not bear the idea of exile from Skin's Island. Look at yourself. It's a website, for God's sake. Have you no dignity? Have you no life?
It goes without saying that you engage in emotional thinking, which is inherently self-defeating. You cannot build a house on shifting sand, as a wise man once said. Because a person who thinks emotionally is incapable of critical thinking without a process of evolution, you are hopelessly out of your element here (or anywhere the higher function of logic is required). But I give you points for coming over, even as you flounder here in the deep end of the pool.
Let me give you a tip; consider it a gift from me to your breasts. Whenever you read or hear about government intrusion into your life or your wallet, ask yourself three questions. The first is "At what cost?", the second is "Who is paying for it, really?, and the third is "Do I value this more than I value my freedom?" Who knows, you may evolve a little!