A DUmmy Visits His Dentist

[GOBUCKS]

This is so reminiscent of our favorite Mountaineer, DUmmy Thom WV:

Thu Apr 11, 2013, 12:21 PM
Paul E Ester (782 posts)

Dentist Pulls ALL HIS TEETH Without Permission
Christopher Crist claims that he went into a dentist office to get a few painful teeth pulled. When he walked out, he had none.
 
The 21-year-old Indiana man, who is autistic, told Fox 59 that his mom sent him to Amazing Family Dental in Indianapolis to get three of his teeth removed. But instead of ending the procedure with three pulled teeth, the dentist kept going, Crist says.
 
"They pulled every last one of them," he told the station. "I am going to look like a freak now."
 
He says the gruesome operation began after the dentist gave him some pills to ease the pain of the procedure, WTVR reports. His mother had given him strict instructions to ask that three teeth be pulled. It's unclear when the mixup occurred.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022654199
Of course this DUmmy is a total *****. DUmmy ThomWV pulled his teeth himself, then fashioned them into a stylish necklace.

Then the poor guy went and died before achieving the guaranteed birthright of a WV democrat, a black lung pension.

DUmmy Thom WV is a prime example of why we need the CalPig's Dead DUmmy forum.

[67 Rover]

Is that the long departed ThomWV?  I seem to remember celebrating one of the more vile DUmmies transitioning to the depths of Hell.  Lots of drinking and dancing that weekend. Or am I thinking of another DUmmie?

[vesta111]

This is so reminiscent of our favorite Mountaineer, DUmmy Thom WV:  
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022654199
Of course this DUmmy is a total *****. DUmmy ThomWV pulled his teeth himself, then fashioned them into a stylish necklace.

Then the poor guy went and died before achieving the guaranteed birthright of a WV democrat, a black lung pension.

DUmmy Thom WV is a prime example of why we need the CalPig's Dead DUmmy forum.

From watching the news, I am not surprised. How can I think other wise when Boston General amputated the wrong leg on a patient.  Some hospital in the mid west  removed the wrong kidney, gets interesting when patients have used black marker to draw on their body what part of their body needs surgery. 

When I had my leg taken apart and put back together I did this, black marker reading" this leg." The nurses laughed until I looked down and noticed there was no tag on my foot to tell of my allergy to penicillin.

[franksolich]

Is that the long departed ThomWV?  I seem to remember celebrating one of the more vile DUmmies transitioning to the depths of Hell.  Lots of drinking and dancing that weekend. Or am I thinking of another DUmmie?

That was perhaps probably a different primitive.

The mountain man primitive, ThomWV, while well-known, was pretty low key, and there was some ambiguity about his passing, because for a while there it looked as if he would make it.  But he didn't.

Like GOBUCKS, I'm all agog and anxious for the "memorial" forum that's been promised us.

[GOBUCKS]

Is that the long departed ThomWV?  I seem to remember celebrating one of the more vile DUmmies transitioning to the depths of Hell.  Lots of drinking and dancing that weekend. Or am I thinking of another DUmmie?

No, the story was about a retarded guy named Christopher Crist, whose parents must also have been retarded to give him that name.

DUmmy ThomWV was an equally retarded WV he-man who told the healthcare system to go to hell and pulled his own teeth.

[Carl]

I have had my share of dental work done and believe me,no dentist would do this.

[Carl]

Gave him pills to ease the pain?

I have had two surgeries for impacted wisdom teeth and bone grafts from previous poor dental work.
They knock you out.
Novocain is what is always used for extractions or fillings.
Had a complete root planing/deep cleaning and even for that they will not freeze your entire mouth.
Did have a friend once get all his teeth removed and even that was an argument to do it as a dentist hates this.
They knocked him out to do it.

Unbelievable they spew and fall for such lies.

[Freeper]

I went to the dentist and not only did I wake up with missing teeth, but my wallet was empty. 

[BattleHymn]

No, the story was about a retarded guy named Christopher Crist, whose parents must also have been retarded to give him that name.

DUmmy ThomWV was an equally retarded WV he-man who told the healthcare system to go to hell and pulled his own teeth.

I didn't know he did this.  Does anyone have a picture? 

I'll have to tell the spousal unit this, as her moonbat meth-addled biological father and ThomWV might be brothers, since he also pulled all of his own teeth with a pliers.

Foolishly though, her father just threw his teeth in the garbage.  Obviously, he's not as artistic as his brother ThomWV.

[GOBUCKS]

I didn't know he did this.  Does anyone have a picture? 

I'll have to tell the spousal unit this, as her moonbat meth-addled biological father and ThomWV might be brothers, since he also pulled all of his own teeth with a pliers.

Foolishly though, her father just threw his teeth in the garbage.  Obviously, he's not as artistic as his brother ThomWV.

As far as I know he never posted a photograph of  any kind at the DUmp.

He was a DUmp democrat, so the chances are slim that anything he said was true.

But he claimed to have pulled all his teeth himself over a period of time, drilled holes in them, and strung them onto a necklace that he wore all the time.

[longview]

Gave him pills to ease the pain?

I have had two surgeries for impacted wisdom teeth and bone grafts from previous poor dental work.
They knock you out.
Novocain is what is always used for extractions or fillings.
Had a complete root planing/deep cleaning and even for that they will not freeze your entire mouth.
Did have a friend once get all his teeth removed and even that was an argument to do it as a dentist hates this.
They knocked him out to do it.

Unbelievable they spew and fall for such lies.

I don't know... there are some folks that came from the real shallow end of the gene pool there in Indpls.  "Amazing" denistry?  I used to have to go there a couple times a year.  I could see this happening.  The mom?  The guy?  The dentist?  Could have been a trifecta of not too swift.  Might be the kind of place where you can walk in and say, "I want x done."