Have you heard the injuns that run the reservation casinos are "disenrolling" tribal members to increase the per-capita payout to each member of the tribe?
These Indian casinos are worse than the mob. They're doing payroll loans with 1500% APR.
The "tribes" are just criminal enterprises. They're sort of like a wrecked bus in New York, with scammers fighting to get on board.
You just need a long, greasy, gray ponytail, a string tie held together with a polished rock, and a big sleazy belt buckle.
Congratulations and welcome to the First Nation. Let me introduce you to Fauxcohontas.