Why Fetuses In The Womb Should Have Guns

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PolitFreak (179 posts)

Why Fetuses In The Womb Should Have Guns

   
Let's face facts, my fellow Caucasian-Americans: our Gawwwwwdless Socialist Kenyan Usurper excuse for a president wants to kill our white babies, in addition to stealing our precious bodily fluids!

We need to arm our embryos against the Satanic abortion doctors who will blindly follow Obama's orders to kill our precious white progeny, so that our numbers will be reduced to the point where we shall not be able to fight off the coming invasion of the Chinese Communists and Iranian Muslim Clerics. (Don't waste time wondering why Asian Atheists and Persian Mullahs would cooperate: watch The Real Housewives instead.)

Since personhood begins the very moment when a man decides, "Hey, I'm a gonna bang her," it is obvious that our beautiful Caucasian fetuses are American citizens, and thus have the same right to blow the head off a Jesus-hating abortionist as every one of us Gawwwwd-fearing white folk, or, even better, to kill their harlot mothers whose s-s-sexual profligacy (or legitimate rape, whatever) caused Gawwwwwwd to bless them with a child in the first place!

In conclusion, My Friends In Jesus, we must follow the Wise Counsel of Wayne LaPierre, and condemn as treasonous anyone who points out that LaPierre starts with the same three letters as lapdog.

Give Praise to the Lord C-Street Jesus!

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[Linda]

I would much rather see thisL