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Offline JohnnyReb

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Just $149 or 3 easy payments and you too can have this valuable collectors item.

....and just like the first couple, the site is lazy and slow about loading.

http://www.danburymint.com/prod/F74/Michelle-Obama-at-the-Inaugural-Ball-Collector-Doll_4110-0017.aspx
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Re: Place your order for valuable Moochelle Obama collectors doll now.
« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2013, 08:40:54 AM »
Does it include the pin?
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Re: Place your order for valuable Moochelle Obama collectors doll now.
« Reply #2 on: April 07, 2013, 10:49:51 AM »
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Re: Place your order for valuable Moochelle Obama collectors doll now.
« Reply #3 on: April 07, 2013, 02:12:50 PM »
That is an expensive paper weight.

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Re: Place your order for valuable Moochelle Obama collectors doll now.
« Reply #4 on: April 07, 2013, 02:15:23 PM »
I was wondering if it could be used as a voodoo doll too. That was my 1st thought when I read the title for this thread.
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Re: Place your order for valuable Moochelle Obama collectors doll now.
« Reply #5 on: April 07, 2013, 02:35:11 PM »
The artist was a little too conservative with the ass on that doll.

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Re: Place your order for valuable Moochelle Obama collectors doll now.
« Reply #6 on: April 07, 2013, 05:57:58 PM »
No boob belt? No tacky outfit? No utter lack of fashion sense? No permanent scowl?
That is NOT Moochelle.

Needs a pull string for Moochelle best known sayings.
"I'm a single mother."
"Pack up girl's. We's going on vacation again!"
"I'm finally proud of America."
"I hate that B***!" (referring to the French President's wife.)
"You can't eat that!"
"Om Nom Nom Nom! Burp!"

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Re: Place your order for valuable Moochelle Obama collectors doll now.
« Reply #7 on: April 07, 2013, 06:40:46 PM »
Now with waving arm-flap action!
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Re: Place your order for valuable Moochelle Obama collectors doll now.
« Reply #8 on: April 08, 2013, 01:22:12 PM »
It looks like they made her flat as a pancake.  


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« Reply #9 on: April 08, 2013, 01:30:44 PM »
It looks like they made her flat as a pancake.

She is. 


Michelle is pear shaped.  She needs more on top
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Re: Place your order for valuable Moochelle Obama collectors doll now.
« Reply #10 on: April 09, 2013, 12:13:35 PM »
Just $149 or 3 easy payments and you too can have this valuable collectors item.

....and just like the first couple, the site is lazy and slow about loading.

http://www.danburymint.com/prod/F74/Michelle-Obama-at-the-Inaugural-Ball-Collector-Doll_4110-0017.aspx


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Re: Place your order for valuable Moochelle Obama collectors doll now.
« Reply #11 on: April 09, 2013, 12:58:49 PM »
Sadly , there will be some moonbats forgoing their weekly drug buys to purchase this crap.

Oh look, I found where they get the raw materials for these dolls.


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Re: Place your order for valuable Moochelle Obama collectors doll now.
« Reply #12 on: April 09, 2013, 01:41:46 PM »
Sadly , there will be some moonbats forgoing their weekly drug buys to purchase this crap.

Oh look, I found where they get the raw materials for these dolls.



Man, I'd hate to be the sculptor who has to actually mold that stuff into a likeness of the First Turd.
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Re: Place your order for valuable Moochelle Obama collectors doll now.
« Reply #13 on: April 09, 2013, 01:53:30 PM »
I have better ways of spending my money
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« Reply #14 on: April 10, 2013, 07:45:02 PM »
You know if you put this in a teen's bedroom it causes them to be abstinent? Maybe there is some worth?

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Re: Place your order for valuable Moochelle Obama collectors doll now.
« Reply #15 on: April 11, 2013, 12:00:29 AM »
Sadly , there will be some moonbats forgoing their weekly drug buys to purchase this crap.

Oh look, I found where they get the raw materials for these dolls.



Hey now, no self-respecting great dane would ever shit out something as vile and foul as moochelle.