Bouncy lie.
The whole boat is only 43 feet long from stem to stern.
I've been on bigger boats walleye fishing on Lake Erie.
Her kitchen could not be big enough to have an oven.
DUmmy cbayer the thread slayer has living quarters even worse than poor stupid Beth's little humpbacked camper.
Which reminds me.
The boat, at 43 feet long, is probably about 7 feet wide, given that it boasts 300 square feet.
For two adults.
One wonders how that living space rates, with the California housing codes.
Now, neither you nor I am in favor, too much, of housing codes because they infringe on our freedom to live the ways we want. But the cbayer primitive, being a primitive, is in favor of nanny-state regulations, and so perhaps needs a taste of her own medicine.
I have a sense that boat doesn't conform even with the free-and-loose codes here in Nebraska, much less the stronger codes out in California. And so the cbayer primitive and her eccentric English husband need removed from that housing situation, as it presents a hazard and peril to their safety and lives.
I think they need to be turned in, the boat sunk, and the cbayer primitive and her eccentric English husband moved to what one other primitive here called a "HUD Cube." It'd probably be safer, cleaner, and larger, than that boat.
And if the eccentric English husband objects, well, there's a mighty fine line between simply being "eccentric" and being declared
non mentis compos, and I'm sure a California bureaucrat can do that.