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Re: it's a girl
« Reply #25 on: April 02, 2013, 04:30:24 AM »
Quote from: Ogre on April 01, 2013, 08:12:55 PM
I hope so as well, but given the dad is a drunk and the grandmother an idiot, there is only a chance for the kid.

A GOOD chance she will grow up and realize what a loser her dad is, and all he preaches (liberalism) is total and complete bullshit.

She COULD be as conservative as Maggie Thatcher.

She COULD also be Daddy's Drinking buddy in about 21 10 years.
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Re: it's a girl
« Reply #26 on: April 02, 2013, 07:17:15 AM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on April 01, 2013, 09:11:49 PM
A baby is a beautiful thing, congrats to the new Parents and to Raven.

Right! Congratulations to the new bundle of joy!
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Re: it's a girl
« Reply #27 on: April 02, 2013, 07:18:38 AM »
Who made that photo up there?  That's hilarious!  

Absolutely true about the most dangerous environment on earth.  Surprised she made it through.  
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Re: it's a girl
« Reply #28 on: April 02, 2013, 07:39:59 AM »
Quote from: Karin on April 02, 2013, 07:18:38 AM
Who made that photo up there?  That's hilarious!

It's in one of my photobucket accounts.

If I recall correctly, as quickly as the maternal ancestress Raven was posting the wedding pictures, I was copying them.  So it's reasonable to assume she took it?
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Re: it's a girl
« Reply #29 on: April 02, 2013, 07:43:23 AM »
Quote from: Karin on April 02, 2013, 07:18:38 AM

I went and checked the DUmping Ground forum.

"wedding photographs of the Bostonian Drunkard" (October 14, 2009)
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,35115.0.html
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Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

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Re: it's a girl
« Reply #30 on: April 02, 2013, 08:37:27 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on April 02, 2013, 07:43:23 AM
I went and checked the DUmping Ground forum.

"wedding photographs of the Bostonian Drunkard" (October 14, 2009)
http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,35115.0.html

My favorite from the collection:


Wee Willy contemplates throwing a cigarette butt in Mother Earth's face, while the blushing bride looks on with disapproval.
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Re: it's a girl
« Reply #31 on: April 02, 2013, 08:40:15 AM »

The blushing bride and Michelle Obama led the traditional Hog Calling Contest at the wedding dance.
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Re: it's a girl
« Reply #32 on: April 02, 2013, 08:54:52 AM »


Wee Willy and the blushing bride followed an old Soviet wedding tradition, and cut a loaf of black bread at the reception.

Each guest received 20 grams of black bread, an increase from last week's ration of 30 grams, and a paper cup of cloudy wodka. The guests then led the couple to the bridal chamber, toasted the couple with the traditional words, Do svidaniya!, and locked them in the room until morning.

Wee Willy, channeling his inner Charles Bukowski, had been pounding cheap rye since breakfast. He vomited, then passed out. The blushing bride spent her first night of wedded bliss rinsing vomit out of her wedding dress, weeping softly, and using her iPhone to research Massachusetts' law on the minimum length of marriage to claim half a trust fund.
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Re: it's a girl
« Reply #33 on: April 02, 2013, 09:15:06 AM »


Skinner, no friend of Wee Willy, watched from the street. The carbon-belching limo was paid for by DUmmy stars and hearts.
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Re: it's a girl
« Reply #34 on: April 02, 2013, 12:09:42 PM »
I had forgotten about those knitted granny shawls as part of the bridal ensemble.
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Re: it's a girl
« Reply #35 on: April 02, 2013, 12:47:49 PM »
I wondering how many times Will Pitt has thrown the smack down on his wife. You know that he has considering his hatred of women. Pitt is no stranger to spousal abuse, that is clear in the language that he used when he threatened to beat the poor antisocial homeless woman on DU. Pitt has probably used the "punching bag" routine on quite a few women to force abortion. The guy is a real sicko.
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Re: it's a girl
« Reply #36 on: April 02, 2013, 03:37:00 PM »
Who's the father?
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Re: it's a girl
« Reply #37 on: April 02, 2013, 05:03:27 PM »
Pitt's wedding party, including his tattooed beard, was the most unattractive collection of people I've ever seen.

It's doubtful this new whelp will look any better, unless its unidentified father contributed an overwhelming load of genes.
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Re: it's a girl
« Reply #38 on: April 02, 2013, 05:15:14 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on April 02, 2013, 05:03:27 PM
Pitt's wedding party, including his tattooed beard, was the most unattractive collection of people I've ever seen.

Yeah, it was pretty bad, that mama Raven was the only clean-looking, non-greasy, person there.
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Re: it's a girl
« Reply #39 on: April 02, 2013, 05:49:05 PM »
Quote from: diesel driver on April 02, 2013, 04:30:24 AM
A GOOD chance she will grow up and realize what a loser her dad is, and all he preaches (liberalism) is total and complete bullshit.

She COULD be as conservative as Maggie Thatcher.

She COULD also be Daddy's Drinking buddy in about 21 10 years.

My spousal unit came from a long line of stark raving moonbats.  She is anything but!  Never count anyone out, or in, just because of what they were born into.
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Re: it's a girl
« Reply #40 on: April 02, 2013, 06:07:31 PM »
I believe I swiped his wedding pictures from his Facebook page before he un-friended me for replying to one of his idiotic posts with a comment that included something that had a reference to "24 business hours.". It was something I couldn't resist saying, even though I had been able to keep my FB friendship with him for more than a year prior.

I'm telling ya - Facebook takes being a mole to a whole different level.  Right, Nadin?
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Re: it's a girl
« Reply #41 on: April 02, 2013, 06:13:28 PM »
Quote from: Traveshamockery on April 02, 2013, 06:07:31 PM
I believe I swiped his wedding pictures from his Facebook page before he un-friended me for replying to one of his idiotic posts with a comment that included something that had a reference to "24 business hours.". It was something I couldn't resist saying, even though I had been able to keep my FB friendship with him for more than a year prior.

I'm telling ya - Facebook takes being a mole to a whole different level.  Right, Nadin?


I noticed your pic on the DU FB page. The DUmmies will never guess which one I'm referring to.
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Re: it's a girl
« Reply #42 on: April 02, 2013, 08:23:52 PM »
Quote from: Tucker on April 02, 2013, 06:13:28 PM
I noticed your pic on the DU FB page. The DUmmies will never guess which one I'm referring to.


That is true.  Who are you on FB and are we friends there?
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Re: it's a girl
« Reply #43 on: April 02, 2013, 08:25:52 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on April 01, 2013, 09:31:41 PM

Their official wedding photograph from about three years ago, maybe four, I dunno.

Is that a cone head?  :rotf:
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Re: it's a girl
« Reply #44 on: April 02, 2013, 08:26:40 PM »
Please tell me that horrible artwork behind Curly was done by a child.  I may sleep easier tonight.
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Re: it's a girl
« Reply #45 on: April 02, 2013, 08:29:44 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on April 02, 2013, 08:25:52 PM
Is that a cone head?  :rotf:

Actually, besides the shaved heads--a lot of the guests had shaved heads, judging from the posted photographs--what grosses me out is how for most of them, it looks as if they smeared their skin with Crisco grease or something.

I never cared for greasy-looking people; it's a turn-off.
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Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

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Re: it's a girl
« Reply #46 on: April 02, 2013, 09:45:20 PM »
Quote from: Traveshamockery on April 02, 2013, 08:23:52 PM

That is true.  Who are you on FB and are we friends there?

Yes.

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Re: it's a girl
« Reply #47 on: April 02, 2013, 10:50:32 PM »
Quote from: Tucker on April 02, 2013, 09:45:20 PM
Yes.

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I knew that - I was just testing you.   :whistling:   You kicked my ass in WWF once, I believe. 

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Re: it's a girl
« Reply #48 on: April 03, 2013, 04:15:17 AM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on April 02, 2013, 08:25:52 PM
Is that a cone head?  :rotf:

Jess, you missed the guy with the bar code on the back of his head in the lower right corner.
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Re: it's a girl
« Reply #49 on: April 03, 2013, 12:33:04 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on April 03, 2013, 04:15:17 AM
Jess, you missed the guy with the bar code on the back of his head in the lower right corner.


I thought that was a tattoo!   :rofl:
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