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Offline franksolich

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it's a girl
« on: April 01, 2013, 06:56:27 PM »
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Congratulations Will Pitt and welcome Lola Jane Pitt

Will's a dad!!!

Congratulations!!!
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Re: it's a girl
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2013, 06:58:07 PM »
Those things procreate?
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« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2013, 06:59:45 PM »
Lola? At least it wasn't Lolita. Well, congrats to the parents. Hope she turns out nothing like her father and grandmother.
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« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2013, 07:04:39 PM »
Walks like a woman but talks like a man - Lola.

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Re: it's a girl
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2013, 07:06:05 PM »
Lola?
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Re: it's a girl
« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2013, 07:07:11 PM »
Quote from: BEG on April 01, 2013, 07:06:05 PM
Lola?

The mother's originally from Altoona.
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Re: it's a girl
« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2013, 07:20:08 PM »
Quote from: Kimberly on April 01, 2013, 06:59:45 PM
Lola? At least it wasn't Lolita. Well, congrats to the parents. Hope she turns out nothing like her father and grandmother.

Lola can be just as bad as Lolita.

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Re: it's a girl
« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2013, 07:35:14 PM »
That's almost as bad as Ingrid.
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« Reply #8 on: April 01, 2013, 07:36:50 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on April 01, 2013, 07:35:14 PM
That's almost as bad as Ingrid.

Must've been named after both grandmothers.
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« Reply #9 on: April 01, 2013, 07:41:16 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on April 01, 2013, 07:36:50 PM
Must've been named after both grandmothers.
My grandmother's name was Elsie.  You don't see that anymore.
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Re: it's a girl
« Reply #10 on: April 01, 2013, 08:09:38 PM »
Still no word on who's the father.

Expect photos any day, as he tries to prove that at least it's the same race.

It's really sad to hear of an infant being born into a household headed by a crawling, puking, hopeless drunkard.

Another generation totally dependent on money earned decades ago.
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« Reply #11 on: April 01, 2013, 08:12:55 PM »
Quote from: Kimberly on April 01, 2013, 06:59:45 PM
Lola? At least it wasn't Lolita. Well, congrats to the parents. Hope she turns out nothing like her father and grandmother.

I hope so as well, but given the dad is a drunk and the grandmother an idiot, there is only a chance for the kid.
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Re: it's a girl
« Reply #12 on: April 01, 2013, 08:15:32 PM »
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Lola Jane Pitt

 :whatever:

Quote from: Evil_Conservative on April 01, 2013, 06:58:07 PM
Those things procreate?

Unfortunately.
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Re: it's a girl
« Reply #13 on: April 01, 2013, 08:21:13 PM »
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Re: it's a girl
« Reply #14 on: April 01, 2013, 08:21:50 PM »
Poor kid already has two strikes against her... a silly name and loser parents.
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« Reply #15 on: April 01, 2013, 08:41:58 PM »
Lucky little spawn survived in one of the most dangerous environments on earth, a liberals mothers womb.  Between the alcohol, drugs and abortion its a miracle.
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Re: it's a girl
« Reply #16 on: April 01, 2013, 08:49:28 PM »
Quote from: Kimberly on April 01, 2013, 06:59:45 PM
Lola? At least it wasn't Lolita. Well, congrats to the parents. Hope she turns out nothing like her father and grandmother.



ACT II, SCENE 6



Pitt pretended to read Das Kapital, but his eyes could not leave Lolita, her hips swaying rhythmically within the hula hoop's loose embrace. "Huuuuula hooooop", Pitt thought, as he covered his lap with the robe and filed away the mental movie for later.

ACT II, SCENE 7

Later, in his bath, Pitt had an epiphany.



"It's not like she's my daughter by blood", he said to himself.

He had a second epiphany a minute later.

"It's damned difficult to masturbate and hold a glass of whiskey with my mouth." But in the end, he didn't lose a drop.
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« Reply #17 on: April 01, 2013, 09:11:49 PM »
A baby is a beautiful thing, congrats to the new Parents and to Raven.
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« Reply #18 on: April 01, 2013, 09:20:05 PM »
Awww isn't that special.

Say, I wonder if his close personal friend Scott Ritter is out of jail and available for baby sitting duty.

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Re: it's a girl
« Reply #19 on: April 01, 2013, 09:22:05 PM »
Quote from: beefeater on April 01, 2013, 09:20:05 PM
Say, I wonder if his close personal friend Scott Ritter is out of jail and available for baby sitting duty.



Good question.

For the record, the Bostonian Drunkard's never disavowed the man who made him.
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Re: it's a girl
« Reply #20 on: April 01, 2013, 09:31:41 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on April 01, 2013, 06:58:07 PM
Those things procreate?


Their official wedding photograph from about three years ago, maybe four, I dunno.
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« Reply #21 on: April 01, 2013, 09:35:54 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on April 01, 2013, 09:22:05 PM
Good question.

For the record, the Bostonian Drunkard's never disavowed the man who made him.

Disavowed? Hell a couple of years ago, before he blocked me from his Twitter account, he was still maintaining that Ritter was set up to silence him.

Completely innocent he was.
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« Reply #22 on: April 01, 2013, 09:47:28 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on April 01, 2013, 09:31:41 PM

Their official wedding photograph from about three years ago, maybe four, I dunno.

Wee Willy Pitt, the James Taggert of DU. One can only hope that his Cheryl fares better.  It looks like the Trust Fund Baby is trying to eat her face.

I don't understand the poster on the wall behind Pastor Curly. A rosy palm with the word "Yoda" underneath? And the Zulu vestments- the traditions of the Boston Diocese amaze me!
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« Reply #23 on: April 01, 2013, 09:48:44 PM »
Quote from: 67 Rover on April 01, 2013, 08:41:58 PM
Lucky little spawn survived in one of the most dangerous environments on earth, a liberals mothers womb.  Between the alcohol, drugs and abortion its a miracle.

No doubt, with abortion on the table as it is in the Pitt household it's pretty much the equivalent of letting a toddler walk around with a loaded revolver. Hell, I bet the Pitts considered aborting the little tyke just to get some liberal street cred on DU. That's the type of person Will Pitt is.
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« Reply #24 on: April 01, 2013, 09:59:37 PM »
Oh, shit. I just looked at the wedding picture again.



Pitt gave her The Kiss of Death. Remember Michael and Fredo?



See what I mean?

RUN AWAY, MRS. PITT!!!
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