DUmmy darkangel sees DU as the man in her life, and Skins is its penis.
DU is her perfect boyfriend. DU never leaves her an hour after screwing her. DU never tells her she is a pathetic loser moonbat. DU never makes her sleep in the wet spot. DU never leaves the toilet seat up, or complains when she clogs up the toilet with maxipads and handfuls of toilet paper. DU never eats her leftover Chinese food and leaves the empty box in the fridge. And DU never complains when she is not in the mood.